#incessantpulse

Karkat: FUCK NO! STRIDER IS A MASSIVE WASTE CHUTE AND HIS EGO IS BIG ENOUGH WITHOUT OTHER PEOPLE PUMPING IT UP LIKE SOME BLOATED AIR BLADDER. Jade: Hey! I think Dave is cool!!! Soooo cool! LOL :) Nepeta: dave is purretty fun to spar with. so i gues hes purretty cool. Dave: thanks yall, the strider coolness is a well documented natural phenomenon. we could get all david attenburough up in here with him observing me in my natural habbit, talking about how fucking cool i am. Rose: I have to agree with Karkat. Sir Attenburough would have to be explaining to the audience how weak and fragile the strider ego is, in order for your behavior to make sense to the viewers. Egbert: Be nice to dave, you don't need to pop his balloon like ego entirely. :)

Thanks to everyone who helped remotivate me.

I'm pretty sure I could talk about this story for 30 hrs, and the only thing that would happen is me losing my voice.

Rose: You might need to adjust your target if you desire some semblance of 'coolness'. Dave: what Dave: bullshit Dave: sis youve lost all your marbles im revoking your half-strider status Rose: I gladly relinquish any Striderness I find myself in possession of by sheer genetic lottery. Egbert: i don't know about nerdiness, but Jade is pretty cool and very nerdy. Jade: me! i'm the answer, almost as cool as dave and so much nerdier than j... egbert. Sollux: fuckiing lo2er2. Terezi: 3X4CTLY!

Art being done by @vic-el-puerco who is great! Find them here and give them a follow on all their accounts find them all listed in the link! They do both SFW and NSFW, so follow the accounts that interest you, but don't worry the NSFW stuff is separate so you can enjoy what you want!

Egbert: i lost my old username! Dave: you mean you got hacked bro Jade: i told them all not to click on strange links! Rose: I believe it was related to a certain movie that came out, which you tried to pirate since your father had grounded you so you couldn't go watch it in theaters. Egbert: kick-ass looked like such a good movie and i didn't want it to get spoiled. Rose: Was it worth losing your old username? Egbert: shut up!

Art drop :D Art being done by @vic-el-puerco who is great! Find them here and give them a follow on all their accounts find them all listed in the link! They do both SFW and NSFW, so follow the accounts that interest you, but don't worry the NSFW stuff is separate so you can enjoy what you want!

Everyone all together!