#imp posting

You can ignore me, I'm just staring at that pressure pad looking slab in the dungeon cuz I'm zoned out! Ignore the chest with a puddle of drool, I saved you all the loot! I'd NEVER endanger my adventurer buddies so that I can see them in kinky trouble, I promise~! Oh yes, that is a baby bouncer, yes I'm pretty sure those are mechanical arms~! Oh yes, I did trigger it and then fly away so they'd go after you! I hope you like the nursery, I hear some ancients built the place to care for their eternal charges, practically limitless power in those automatons! I'll be sure to be back~! I gotta get you some playmat-I mean a rescue party! Yeah! You just sit tight, I'll be right back :3

Sorry im about to marble hornets post like crazy. To all of my mutuals who dont gaf about marble hornets, please survive

rummaging through garbage while talking to a younger imp: yeah every imp wants to have the title of most kickable imp but they have no idea what the job takes, ya know? wizards don't wanna kick just any imp. its not enough to be just a little guy, you gotta have that oomf about ya

say it with me kids: trans mascs talking about the abuse we face at the hands of tr4ns 3xclusion4ry r4dical f3minists doesn't discredit the abuse they sling at trans fems, we are allowed to acknowledge that tr4ns 3xclusion4ry r4dical f3minists also harm trans mascs even if we aren't a primary target, it is not transphobic to say transphobes harm all of us, we are not treating t3rf as a "buzzword" when we talk about their transandrophobia