#imayoshi

✦ shoichi imayoshi, makoto hanamiya, shōgo haizaki. nsfw

cw: THESE ARE PORN LINKS that need an 18+ twitter/x account to access. DUB-CON, DARK CONTENT, these are dark. all seniors, warnings next to character names! p links

a/n: the male manipulators of this universe (as a #1 Nash gold jr slut, he would need his own)

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𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢 (#1 male manipulator, he's his own warning, deepthroating, piv, prof!shoi/student!manger!r)

I love it, so I’m jumping on board with this headcanon too!

Although Takao didn’t approve of Hanamiya’s “physical” methods and found Imayoshi to be a bit too creepy at times, the three got along very well and are still friends to this day.

Takao is the only person in the world besides Imayoshi who can call Hanamiya “Mako-chan” without risking a slow and painful death.

ImaHana headcanons!!

When they met in middle school, it was a spark at first glance. Definitely not love more like...interest? Imayoshi could see the dirty and the ugly before Hanamiya even said a word. Hanamiya hated it and therefore hated him. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

The start of the relationship was simple. Imayoshi wanted to see how far he could go with shaping this individual and Hanamiya wanted to see 1) what this weirdo is all about and 2) how can he use it against him/other people. (Imayoshi did think Hanamiya was real pretty though)(( and easy to manipulate. Boy was he wrong))

Definitely an on and off kind of relationship. Especially during high-school considering they had other stuff going on in their lives. Studies, basketball. Not that Hanamiya needs to study a lot but he gets comfort in solitude and he knows where/how to reach Imayoshi anyways.

Hanamiya calls him Shoi and Imayoshi calls him Mako-chan because he thinks it's funny.

Takes a couple of years in university to stabilize their relationship but if someone were to ask they would both say they have been together since middle school.

Different aesthetics boyfriends. Imayoshi is proper and put together. Casual but proper. Hanamiya is tattoos, dark clothes and piercings. (In their adult years)

Imayoshi ends up working as a state agent of sorts, Hanamiya is a nurse because he can hurt people under the guise of helping them (Hi I'm a CNA and I think nursing would rly fit him lol)

Hanamiya is a cat person. Imayoshi is a goldfish person.

They like watching horror movies together and laugh about how stupid/unrealistic they are. Hanamiya loves gore movies because he doesn't have to think, just watch, and Imayoshi loves psychological horror.

Hanamiya sleeps with two covers because he is always cold (because his heart is).

They get married at one point but it's mostly because ' I tolerate you'( I.e I love you and I want to spend my life with you.) It's nothing extravagant. Imayoshi doesn't really propose. More like asks if they should get married. Casual conversation. Courthouse wedding with Hanamiya's mother and Imayoshi's little sister as witnesses. They do keep the pictures framed in their living room.

Hanamiya's mother loves her son in law, he is the perfect match for her son. Someone who brings out the best in him.

Imayoshi's father has taken a distance from them but his little sister loves Makoto and has gotten help with homework on multiple occasions. Hanamiya is a surprisingly good teacher when he wants to be.

They're just not really people who want kids and they're content with that.

Touou and kirisaki team knew they were definitely hooking up/in a relationship but are wise enough to not say anything. (Hara may have hinted but got kicked)

They are each other's first. But not their only.

Imayoshi loves hearing Hanamiya sing. Hanamiya hates hearing Imayoshi sing. Not only is he tone deaf but he gets the lyrics wrong (probably on purpose).

Same size shirts, not the same sized pants/underwear.

They play online games/video games together. (Sly-fox and Misto-kun romance)

Hanamiya definitely had mental health issues. (Depression, feelings of mania, sadistic tendencies etc etc) Imayoshi knows and has seen him in high highs and low lows and Hanamiya trusts Imayoshi to never use it against him. And he hasn't. Because they can get pretty low but not THAT low.

Rarely fight, small arguments and witty remarks are common but don't really leave a mark. Definitely the people who can go to bed angry though and keep it up until one of them (Imayoshi) says sorry.

Play basketball together on occasion. 1on1 usually ends in a pile on the ground, laughing because Hanamiya is openly cheating (for fun).

Inside jokes galore. Side glances and snickers at things only they understand.

They both cheat a lot when playing card games.

imayoshi wins a lot of useless debates. not necessarily because he's right or anything (he probably has some really weird takes honestly like washing your hands after a shower) but because 1) he's VERY confident in his opinions 2) he can and will gaslight whoever he's talking to 3) He is so persistent and unflinching people just give up lmao

5 year old aomine chased around 5 year old momoi with a cockroach in his hand and she straight up ignored him for around two weeks. He got so paranoid an upset he dragged his mom with him to momoi's house to help him apologize.

Takao is a great swimmer.

Himuro enters the zone in his final year

Midorima color coordinates EVERYTHING.

Haizaki unironically calls himself an Alpha male

Nebuya had a crush on kiyoshi at one point

Takao unknowingly made a your mom joke to akashis face.