#imaginesfromdiahell

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anyway here’s ur headcanons

Shu

He would be significantly more expressive.  And by that I mean not very much, but noticeably more emotive.  

He’s surprisingly pretty good at communicating.  He just says what’s on his mind whenever he feels like it and is very, very direct about what he wants.  It’s good, but it can be flustering from time to time.

Not very fond of pet names.  He’ll accept some modest ones like “babe” or “dear” but if you call him Shu Bear he might murder.

Most of all, he’s definitely more emotional, at least around his s/o.  He wouldn’t be scared of expressing himself, whether that be in joy (like sending really, really adorable pictures of animals or his favorite composition at the time) or sadness (like crying).

Also, if you don’t expect cuddling in bed with his s/o you are very, very wrong.  Shu is extremely cuddly when alone with his s/o.

He’s not a fan of PDA per se, just because he thinks that when other people do it, it’s gross.  That being said, if he wants to hold his s/o’s hand, his s/o’s hand will be held.  End of story.  On that note, he likes holding hands.

Reiji

Reiji is a ton more sarcastic around his s/o.  Lots of dry and dark humor.  It’s basically the stuff he would sort of chuckle to himself when doing busywork alone, but now he has someone to listen!

That being said, he tends to ramble on a lot.  He really likes it when his s/o just sort of sits there and listens to him, because he has a lot to say, and no one aside from him to really give a shit.  He’ll never admit it under normal circumstances, but he appreciates that immensely.

He MELTS under praise.  Even if he seems to be completely unphased, it’s not true.  He is lying.  Even calling him cute simply destroys him.  This poor boy has been neglected his entire life this is a literal blessing to him.

He’s definitely a lot more lenient with his s/o than anyone else in the godforsaken mansion, but he’s also a lot stricter when it comes to his s/o’s safety.  This can cause a lot of fights, and Reiji, since it’s about the person he loves, can get very emotional in them.  He genuinely means well, for once, so the best one can do is sit down and talk to him.

He will start petty disagreements over nothing just to pester his s/o.  You think that blazer is red?  No bitch, it’s blood orange.

He avoids PDA entirely, as he sees it as impolite, but you can bet your ass that if he’s sitting next to his s/o on the couch, his arm will be around them.

Ayato

Definitely a ton more open with his s/o.  A lot less of the “I’m the greatest” schtick, since he can trust them with anything.  He has no doubts that his s/o will love him for who he is, so he tends to let his guard down a lot.

He smiles a lot more!!!! How could he not!!!!!! He’s just so god damn in love!!!!!!!!! The living embodiment of the “i love my fuckign girlfriend” meme.

EXTREMELY physical, and I don’t even mean this in a sexual way.  He just loves physical contact.  It’s reassuring to him; he knows it’s not a dream, it’s real, he genuinely has someone he’s in love with that loves him back.  Whether it’s by hand-holding, arm around their shoulders, hugging, or anything else, Ayato is always attached to his s/o.

Very doting.  If his s/o was in a bind, he would move mountains to help them.  Number one most supportive boyfriend.  Would literally put his entire being on the line for his s/o because god damn he is just so fucking in love.  As you can see, Ayato never does anything half-ass, romance included.

Definitely not the traditional romantic; unless his s/o really wanted it, he would never do like fancy candlelit dinners and shit.  He focuses more on what he thinks he and his s/o will enjoy the most.  He’d probably also enjoy lazy nights at the mansion a lot, too.

Would definitely write the sappiest love songs and serenade the FUCK out of his s/o. 

Kanato

If you expected the yandere to tone down, you’re wrong.  It tones the fuck up.  He’s highkey extremely possessive and gets jealous easier than any of the other guys.  His s/o’s hanging out with another boy???who is this boy????where is he from????can I kill him immediately this second????? It would definitely cause a lot of arguments, but he means it out of love.

TEA PARTY DATES

Kanato’s favorite thing is resting his head in his s/o’s lap, with his s/o stroking his hair.  They don’t even have to be talking; just the two of them there enjoying each other is enough for him.

Surprisingly also very supportive, but in a more destructive way.  S/o wants a new job?  Okay, shred up every other application so they have to hire you.  S/o wants to be the new student council president?  No problem, just sabotage the other candidate.

That being said, he does genuinely listen to his s/o, and would probably (begrudgingly) tone down the shit if they were angry.  He’d still get highkey frustrated and take it out in other ways though.  Like baking!

Bakes apology cakes because he is not very good at expressing himself in words.

Laito

Hopeless romantic.  Is anyone surprised?  Nope, and neither would his s/o be when they discover his bedroom lit by only candles with rose petals on the bed.

Number one best listener!  He listens to everything with genuine care and tries to give the best advice possible!  Unfortunately, his plan usually involves intercourse in some way shape or form so it never really works.  Like, ever.

He cares about the little things.  It’s not that he’s obsessed or living in a bubble, he just really wants his s/o to be happy.  He’ll do almost anything for his s/o, aside from maybe murder depending on the day.  Well, killing in the name of your s/o is kinda romantic, so maybe.

Loves seeing his s/o in expensive things.  Fancy clothes, fancy jewelry, fancy shoes, fancy ;) lingerie ;) so he tends to spoil them quite a bit.

Contrary to popular belief, his mind is not always in the gutter.  It’s like, usually at least half a step away, but he genuinely enjoys going on casual dates that don’t lead to intercourse, like stargazing.  He loves stargazing.

Probably the only brother actually into PDA, so here’s to hoping his s/o at least doesn’t mind it.

Subaru

This boy makes a conscious effort day in and day out to be as gentle as possible at all times.  He’s scared to even hug his s/o too hard.  Once he gets past that initial fear, in private, he is by far the most affectionate out of the brothers.  If he and his s/o have time alone to cuddle, no if and or buts.  It’s happening.

He only gives gifts on anniversaries and holidays, but his gifts are always extremely well thought out and have some sort of meaning to them.  He puts a lot of effort into picking something he thinks his s/o would genuinely love.

Pal, Subaru would die if called by a pet name.  Darling, sweetheart, honey, love, he melts every single time and gets this cute little giddy grin on his face.

Subaru is all-around very cautious about what to do with an s/o.  He always asks before doing anything.  Even something as little as holding their hand.  He’s all about keeping them as comfortable as possible.

He’d definitely try to be super romantic but probably fall short of something traditional and beat himself up over it, but it always ends up being sweet and well thought out.  He just wants the best for his s/o and tries very hard to make everything special.

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oh my god.

thank you for this submission, now ayato can call us all chichinashi and know exactly how many pancakes he’d get out of it, too.

Absolutely Incredible.

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Shu: Shu would be a little dumbfounded, but he would not pursue Yui or go after her at all. He would go back to his room, put in his earbuds, and fail miserably trying not to think about it. It’s all he can think about. Would probably go to Yuma for advice, and Yuma would tell him to go talk to Yui you silly, silly boy. THEN he would go talk to Yui, because he supposes that Yuma is right. Bros before hoes, dude.

Reiji: If he cannot catch Yui as she is running away to talk to her, he will lock the entire house down, all the doors, windows, and other possible exits, while he knows she’s in the house. He won’t go to her, oh no, he’ll make her come to him. Or at least have the other boys pester her to go fucking talk to him so that they can leave the gotdamn house.

Laito: Would do everything in his power to talk to Yui alone, make it the most romantic thing EVER, so that he could proceed to pledge his UNDYING LOVE to her. He showers her with attention and affection whenever he gets the opportunity to.

Kanato: Would LOUDLY SCREAM FROM AFAR for Yui to come back here and EXPLAIN HERSELF. He wouldn’t personally move himself, but he would scream so loud, that no matter where Yui went, she would still hear it. Even if she goes to hide at the Mukami house, she would still hear it in her soul. Eventually, she would slink back to Kanato and explain herself, to which Kanato would shyly profess his love for her in return.

Ayato: Would be initially dumbstruck for a few seconds, but quickly regain his composure, saying things like “of course you’d fall for the great me!” and would play it off totally suave and cool. Yui isn’t even there to hear him. He would be speaking to nothing. He’d probably take it personally from there, and would be upset thinking that he got beaned until Yui comes back and tells him that she means it. The blush on his cheeks gives him away when he proclaims “coolly” that he loves her too.

Subaru: She runs away, and he reaches after her stiffly, stammers for a minute, his cheeks beet red, and then falls silent for the rest of the day. Dinner is awkward as hell, as he just sits there with his head in his hands. When Reiji asks him what’s wrong, he face plants into the soup. He then excuses himself to clean up, with Yui following. She apologizes for making him frazzled, and sweetly says she loves him. Subaru puts a hand on her shoulder, and stammers out an “I love you,” before bursting into manly tears. Immediately texts Kou screaming afterwards.

Ruki: If Yui kissed him and then ran, Ruki would probably just smile to himself. Wouldn’t pursue her or anything, just wait. When she eventually confronts him about it, he would chuckle, and tell her that he knows already, and she’s such a silly girl. He loves her, too!

Kou: Kou’s immediate reaction would be to tweet about it. He then remembers that he has fangirls following his twitter, and immediately deletes the tweet, but it is too late. There is a STAMPEDE. Yui’s ass is grass, and they’re gonna mow it, but not if Kou has something to say about it! Too bad he’s a pansy, and would just hold up in the house for a while. When Yui approaches him about the onslaught of estrogen, he just says that it’s her fault, and now to repay him she has to cuddle with him!

Yuma: Before she can run away, he just grabs her shoulders and holds her in place. They make awkward eye contact for exactly 32 seconds before Yui interjects, asking if she can go now. Yuma just kisses her in response, and lets her go. She doesn’t leave.

Shu: Shu would kinda just “Tch, whatever,” and pop in his earbuds and walk away. Wouldn’t deal too much with it after that, would never admit he’s wrong, though. He’d get over it fairly quickly since he never really cared much to begin with.

Reiji: Reiji cannot ever be wrong ever and you can’t convince him that he’s wrong because he’s never wrong and you’re dumb for even thinking otherwise, next topic.

Laito: He’d probably be the easiest to convince he’s wrong, at least after a little bit of cool-down time. He’d eventually come around and apologize for being kiiind of a real dick. Just gotta wait a little while.

Kanato: Yikes!

Ayato: Another one that you cannot convince he’s wrong, ever. Unless you stroke his ego. There have also been times where it’s quiet, and you think, you know you’ve heard an “I’m sorry,” but did he really say it? Were you just hearing things? He’ll never say.

yes i can, pal!!!!

Kanato Relationship Headcanons:

Kanato loves having his s/o play with his hair!!! He makes sure to take extra care of his hair so that it’s really fluffy and soft at all times, especially when he’s seeing someone. You better bet that he’ll get really whiny and angry if he doesn’t get his head pets.

While he is still a bonafide yandere all the time, he does try to at least tone down the angry outbursts for his s/o. He’d fail a lot, and probably beat himself up over it a little bit (read: a lot), therefore making him even more angry. It’s a vicious cycle. He’d at least try to stop breaking things, especially if it scared his s/o, though.

He really likes baking with his significant other!! He especially likes it when they do cute things in the kitchen like icing cute little designs onto cakes or cookies and stuff like that. That being said, if this supposed s/o was to do that thing where they start a flour fight or put icing on Kanato’s nose, Kanato would flip. He hates cleaning up. Hates it.

Kanato loves singing, so he’d probably set up a concert for his s/o and Teddy, and then sing his heart out! He has a pretty voice, so they better stay off their phone. He’s watching.

He’s surprisingly very competitive, so he likes playing games with his s/o! It’s a shame that he’s really bad at strategy games, and has exceedingly poor hand/eye coordination when he refuses to put Teddy down. It would be prudent of his s/o to let Kanato win every once in a while, because even though he wouldn’t be super duper angry, he’d still be upset. Like the “kicked puppy” kind of upset. It would be sad to see.

His favorite place to give kisses is on the nose and the forehead! He likes seeing the reaction of his s/o up close and personal.

isn’t that already canon though??

Yes and no.

On Kou’s idol instagram, he’s got thousands upon thousands of followers. Subaru does not have thousands upon thousands of followers. He barely likes 3 people. So Kou wins there.

But Kou doesn’t necessarily consider that his “instagram” you know? It’s a bit too professional. He’s much more colloquial on his finsta - as in, insulting everyone he knows with close up pictures of his face in blur - so he feels more attached to that one. Somehow, Subaru’s plain instagram with just pictures of him, Yui, Kou, and occasionally Shu, as well as edgy band quotes, has like 10 more followers than Kou’s. Kou never surpasses it. It infuriates him to no end.

Thanks for the headcanon!!