Nov 1, 2025
What are we doing for Halloween? Me: imagining an argument I would have had with Eddie Munson if he tried to “buy more time” and I’d had been there.
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What are we doing for Halloween? Me: imagining an argument I would have had with Eddie Munson if he tried to “buy more time” and I’d had been there.
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“I’ve spoken to a certain president, who I like, actually. A past president, former president, he said: 'I wish I did it. I wish I did.' But they didn’t do it. I’m doing it. Yeah?”
That's Donald Trump yesterday, speaking to reporters, explaining how he spoke to a "certain president," a past president, a former president, who told Trump how HE wished HE had started a war with Iran.
Trump told this story twice, yesterday.
Joe Biden's spokesperson denied any such conversation took place.
Barack Obama's spokesperson denied any such conversation took place.
George W. Bush's spokesperson denied any such conversation took place.
Bill Clinton's spokesperson denied any such conversation took place.
There is no White House phone record of Trump speaking to any former (living) president since the begin of his war on Iran. And really, what? Trump rang up Biden, Obama, Bush, or Clinton to shoot the shit? Hey, maaaaan, I know I've done nothing but badmouth you and demand you be put in prison, but how's it hanging, Bro? You doing good?
Yeah, right.
Either Trump is lying, again, or Trump is insane, again.
Which is it, MAGA? Is it both? Because it feels like it's both.
[Stonekettle Station]
HQ images of Jenna Coleman at the opening of the "Imaginary Conversations" Erdem collection at Chatsworth, where she publicly revealed her pregnancy!
Getting to know transphobes is always like
Me: hi, my pronouns are they/them.
Them: oh… whatever? I’m just gonna continue assuming you’re a woman because that is what I perceived before you said anything.
Me: *continues to exist*
Them, several months down the line: I dislike you as a person because I’m frustrated with how you aren’t conforming to my expectations for women.
Me: oh no if only someone could’ve told you what to expect in this situation.
part 7 of "i recycled some ic's and put them in batfam context"
*i'm bringing this back LMAO*
KIDNAPPER: i will destroy ur happiness no matter the cost!!
DICK: my happiness?
DICK, LOOKS AT EVERY1: i'm happy?
DICK: u're so cute when u're irritated
DAMIAN: i'm going to slit ur throat:]
TIM: r u mad?
DAMIAN: no
TIM: so sharpening knifes at 3 AM is a hobby?
DAMIAN: *unconcious*
JASON: damian's not breathing!! what do we do?
TIM: i'll give him mouth to mouth
DAMIAN, WAKES UP: don't.
BRUCE: and then when i told damian he was grounded, he just said "no".
ALFRED: he said "no"?
JASON: u can DO that?
TIM: y must u always attack me with words?
DAMIAN: do u want me to use rocks?
DICK: we all have our demons
DICK, PICKS UP DAMIAN: this 1 is mine
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Yeahj... I was just going to fix the curtain rods a bit. Resulted in me falling from a step stool, down onto concrete floor and landing on my right thigh/buttcheek.
My mood fell along with that. Now sitting in our sofa with aching leg and low mood.
Wish one of these characters/people could come and give me some comfort.
Yes Dean , I know! It was a stupid thing to climb like that.
Thank you Sam. We've established that I'm short.
So, can anyone give me a massage? It would really help.
No Chris, not THAT kind of massage! Later maybe... 😉
Thank you Henry! That feels much better. 😊
Cat videos, Seb? Yes, please! They always cheer me up.
Any more ideas? Anyone?
Excellent idea Tom!
What do you say guys?
Me: I love it when I get to express my true gender and I experience gender euphoria.
Them: yeah, but do you experience dysphoria tho?
Me: I don't see how that's any of your business. It's a very personal question to ask a stranger.
Them: but if you don't tell me whether you have dysphoria I can't tell you if you're actually trans.
Me: no, you don't get it. I'm telling you. I'm a guy. That's all you need to know.