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Happy #NationalPizzaDay!Here,  celebrate with this related Optipess comic I made 13(!) years ago. Apologies if this strip made you super hungry.

The Conjuring

Factors of Authentication

It also supports voice recognition! Instead of hitting the snooze button, you can just scream the phrase "AAAAAaaAAAAaAA". Handy!

Happy late #InternationalDogDay! Here, please pet these related Optipess comics.

This is the last Optipess comic (you should read). By which I mean, you should eventually save it for the inevitable end so it can live forever.

Once again, happy Friday 13th!

The remaining ashes were then promptly flushed down the toilet.

“Sea Revenge”

Btw, I stumbled upon this comic (which I had almost forgotten about) by going to my own site and hitting the random button a few times. Go on, try it!

The sad fact that no one traveled back in time to stop the production of The Tomorrow War is evidence enough to prove that humanity will never invent time travel.

Here is an Optipess comic with happy sharks. 🤗💞🦈

Mmm, cookies! Later, during the autopsy, several chunks of chocolate chip cookies were discovered entirely fused with little Timmy’s body.

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“Cthulhu's Day Off”

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