#im something

i’m a villain and you should defeat me. i’m a villain and you shouldn’t defeat me. i’m a powerful adversary and you should fall before my power. you should flick my forehead and have it shut me down entirely. i’m a cute party member you should be kind to and save when the darkness within her takes over. i’m a cute party member you have to mercykill when the darkness within her takes over. i’m a princess. i’m nice. i’m wicked and evil and all powerful. i’m cute. you love me. okay?

It really is hilarious how straight dudes will make a tall beefcake whose face is slightly different than a humans and be like "are you afraid???"

Listen i know it’s cuz I’m in a bad mood but like. What the fuck is a mcelroy. Or is it mcgriffin. I dont know. I keep seeing it, no one has explained it and at this point I’m ready to blacklist the damn thing cuz i see it so much. What is it. It’s like that jon mulany guy. People keep explaining what he is and i STILL don’t know (i keep forgetting and I’m afraid to keep asking). But i hate seeing his name. I HATE it.

one day i'll figure out my identity and be able to draw myself with flags