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some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue
some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener
This gave me a pit in my stomach. How could they possibly lay off one of their best talents? Fucking disgusting, I wish Bethesda never got bought out by Microslop. Between this and the PS6 being projected to be over one THOUSAND dollars for base model- gaming is seeing some dark times. It's been my dream to someday work at Bethesda or another AAA studio that makes games I love- but to see that every member of their team is so disposable makes me not want to do that.
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DONT BE A FUCKING SCAB
NOT EVEN DIGITALLY 🫵
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> steam sends me an email
> game you wishlisted is on sale!
> wow, 30% off!
> $50
I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.
Do you have any headcannons about Sangheili eggs/gestation and new hatchlings?
Yes! Sangheili gestate for about 3 months. During that time period, they tend to get a bit bloated, and the muscles of their abdomens harden up. This can be felt through the female's skin, and they often refer to touching this as "feeling the eggs", although you can't actually feel the eggs through the skin. Their miscarriage ability is very sensitive (one of the reasons why their hatchrate is much lower than the human birthrate). Things like space-travel and high-stress can easily cause a miscarriage (the egg comes out before it's ready), so usually, pregnant females are not allowed in space or are heavily monitored.
When it is time to lay, they lay a clutch of 1-4 eggs. Each egg has a chance of being "dead" (no embryo). The more eggs there are in a clutch, the higher chance for any one to be dead. If a Sangheili lays more than 4, guaranteed that Egg 5+ is dead. (Another contributing factor to their hatchrate)
Because of how often they have dead eggs and miscarriages, they have many superstitions meant to avoid it. These include:
An egg will be more likely to live if he can smell that there are many females who will help raise him, so other females often use pheromone sprays to increase their pheromones when around the expectant mother.
Eggs can hear their mothers' heartsbeat, and making it pound too much will upset the egg and shatter its shell, so you must keep her from becoming too upset.
Despite the aforementioned one, she should be encouraged to watch combat sporting events. The egg will be strengthened by the smell of the warrior pheromones and warrior blood-spilling.
The female should greatly increase her protein-eating to ensure strong shell-creation.
Young boys should stay away from the expectant mother. The egg will smell them, think of them as competition, and be too scared to be laid.
Qikost is the goddess of mothers and young. An expectant mother should diligently pray to her for a good clutch.
Their eggs are smaller than the head of a human newborn. Given that female Sangheili are also much bigger than humans, this adds up to their laying being little more stressful than the amount of pressure you might need for a particularly difficult bowel movement. The concept of the danger and pain of a human birth is absolutely astounding to them.
Their eggs have a soft, leathery shell, and their brood time is dependent on race and the gravity in which the female was exposed while gestating (so, it takes different amounts of time depending on what planet she is on). Generally, the timeframe ranges from 2-10 months, with Sangheilios being about 5 months. (I know canon once said it was like immediate, but that is dumb.) Eggs must be kept warm. In traditional times, they were buried in dirt mounds, as is also common in some low-class Keeps for tradition's sake, but in high-class ones, they are kept in brooding chambers.
Hatching is considered a celebratory occasion, and much of the family will gather to watch it.
It is considered inappropriate for an adult to help a hatchling hatch, as this is his first gauntlet. If he fails to hatch in time, he can die in his egg. However, hatchling Sangheili have an instinct to help each other out of their eggs, and some Keeps allow this as a way of encouraging bonds. It is common for a Sangheili to adopt a life debt to any Sangheili who, as a hatchling, helped him out of his egg.
Hatchling Sangheili are about as sapient as hatchling crocodiles (and are both a similar size and make similar sounds). Unlike human newborns, a newhatch Sangheili is rather mobile (crawling quadrupedaly), able to eat solid food, etc. However, a newhatch Sangheili is incredibly instinct-driven. They quite literally act like baby reptiles, with their sapience and curiosity kicking in after a few months. For the first few months of their life, they also sleep almost constantly between feedings, and grow rapidly, going from able to fit in their mother's palm to as tall as her forearm by their first year. They tend to squeak a lot at each other and their mother, but fall quiet when their mother or other squeaking newhatches aren't around. They do not scream anywhere as loud as human babies do.
They are little biters, especially when they are still in their instinct-driven era. They perceive everything as "sibling", "food", or "mother", based on smell, and if you aren't sibling or mother, they will go for blood. While it's insanely unlikely for a Sangheili to be mobbed to death by a horde of babies, it's not impossible, especially a pre-pubescant Sangheili against a big enough baby horde. It'd basically be "death by a thousand paper cuts", and their teeth aren't long enough to effectively pierce an adult Sangheili's skin, but they could penetrate a human's.
This is also why it's important to be there to witness the hatching: they will perceive by scent any non-hatchling Sangheili who were present at their hatching as "mother", and any hatchling Sangheili as "sibling". Only after about a year old do they start actually registering their real mother from other adult Sangheili. They can be made to be used to your scent over time, though.
After about a year old, they become simultaneously strong enough to actually be able to bite an adult Sangheili, and, luckily, smart enough to generally recognise their own species as "not food".
When kept in a moist environment, they fall into and stay in a deep sleep, only waking when the air dries out or they hear their mother. For their ancient ancestors, this meant a mother could leave her baby in a mud pit or make a mud nest for him, and trust he'd stay there while she went out hunting. For modern Sangheili, this of course means that their cribs have humidity control, to ensure the little one stays still and asleep.
(What I headcanon the Pods in the BloodLines comic are)
Once they become old enough to start walking bipedally, they also begin toilet-training. If their tail has been removed, which occurs at hatching, then both of these training times will take 2x to 3x longer, as their brain tries to balance them with a "phantom tail". Even leaving a half tail (like what Fira and Naz have) is enough to ensure the tail has enough weight left to prevent walking difficulties.
Also, I show here what the proportions are for different ages. The youngest is probably around 6 months, and the eldest is in early puberty.
Do not ever be rude or condescending to someone who asks "obvious" questions, no matter how obvious or silly you think the question is.
For one, in some cultures asking an obvious question is just a polite way of acknowledging the situation. So for example, if you just put your jacket on and start clocking out, a co-worker asking "oh, you done for the day and heading out now?" doesn't deserve you sneering at them like an idiot, scoffing, and saying "uh duh, just like I do every day at this time" when it's likely they knew the answer, but were just asking as a polite way of acknowledging the situation.
But even if they were genuinely unsure that you're leaving even though it seems obvious to you from context clues, so what? What does being rude and condescending to them achieve? Maybe they couldn't sleep last night so they're really out of it today, maybe they're dissociating, maybe they're about to pass out from low blood sugar, maybe some other employees sometimes put on their jacket and only clock out briefly but come back.
There's all sorts of reasons they could be confused about whether or not you're leaving, but intentionally making them feel bad achieves nothing except, well, making them feel bad. Either way, they're not hurting you or anyone by asking a "stupid" question, so there's no point in being rude about it. If you still want to make them feel bad about themselves for looking "stupid" when they weren't hurting anyone, that is the mindset of bullies and abusers.
Thank you everyone who is pointing out in the notes that this is usually an attempt to connect with someone and/or strike up a conversation. Because honestly in my experience 9 times out of 10 when someone asks an "obvious" question that's what they're trying to do. If someone walks into the kitchen and asks "oh are you cooking?" while you're standing over the stove holding a spatula, they probably already know the answer, but they're just trying to start a conversation with you and connect to you.
All the more reason it's sad and hurtful when these attempts are met with sneering and being treated like an idiot.
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Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck
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