Were it so easy

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

Williams doesn't even get a first name?

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

halo infinite or as i like to call it, reconnecting with your daughter whilst mourning her mother and learning to co-parent with another man simulator

I'm not a johntana shipper myself but it's purely because I think that defining them as romantic is a reductive term for what they are to each other. They exist within one another. They exist together and they're undeniably different when they're apart. Imagine a healthy tree with plenty of leaves and that's them. Imagine a tree stump and that's John without Cortana. Imagine leaves on the ground and that's Cortana without John. It's not romance to me, I don't really have a good word for it but Belonging sounds right, I guess. Knowing someone your whole life on one side and having someone know you better than anyone else in the galaxy on the other.

Halo Dating Sim is an entirely doable project if I ever get ahold of my life for real and if I ever get past the very first story-based hurdle, which is figuring out under what circumstances the Master Chief could fall in love with the player