Dec 20, 2023
I know Jod has committed so many crimes and is deserving of so much hate, but man there is nothing more relatable than to respond to your concept of reality collapsing around you with a fucking dad joke.
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I know Jod has committed so many crimes and is deserving of so much hate, but man there is nothing more relatable than to respond to your concept of reality collapsing around you with a fucking dad joke.
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it’s called you mom anon. So far, I’ve called you Mom two more times, and Dad once. Is this some kind of curse? Have you cursed me somehow? Please Unparent me or smth. I can’t keep apologizing for this, I’m going to just end up accepting this if it continues any longer.
anon, maybe i cursed you, maybe it’s maybe, it doesn’t matter, what matters is you don’t need to apologize for this and it’s still very cute, and im not unparenting you unfortunately because I find it very funny
Slenderdad mode: Activated
how to steal meme 101
1. take meme
2. add caption
3. make caption, “who did this, i’m dead😂”
4. press post
how to dad 101
1. find stolen meme
2. comment “hi dead i’m dad”
3. cry because you realize that you aren’t dad because dad no able to technology
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HELLO
You should follow my 100% legally adopted child @crykiraa
Okay bye now
LMAO
The other day we had this lady over for lunch and I played some music. It was from Shawn’s new album and my brother was like,” stop playing your Justin Bieber,” in a really mocking voice. And the lady paused and said, “no that’s Shawn Mendes”. The way she said it was so like she new what she was talking about. And my dad pulled me aside and literally said,”did she just hit on our man?” I’m dead LMFaOO
it’s always so weird for me when someone calls me “son” like no i’m dad
i’m the dad friend stop what are YOU doing son?