yeet

finally some trustworthy box lifting instructions

hahah get it cuz like he’s a indian chief

ohhhh so that’s why his teeth are so white... everything is starting to make sense now oh my god

let’s keep this bread(instead of paying our taxes)

no more scrontching! only sultry melodies!!!

she better play him back

i bet that pitbull is named “cupcake” or “daisy” lmao

diseases are overrated tbh they take way too long i prefer death by noodle

if you wear your underwear inside out, the rest of the uninverse is wearing your underwear except you.

saying yass actually means yay(for) all sex slaves. tsk tsk tsk

3. cry because you realize that you aren’t dad because dad no able to technology

this is very true

when the government tryna touch your bread