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“An eye for an eye. Since Shizun sowed the seeds, he should reap the bitter fruit himself. "

What do you think you're trying to understand about your story?

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Flash forward to Mobei-Jun finding this out he loses his mind to yet unseen levels yearning because what do you mean his beloved servant threw away his chances of having a soulmate by taking fire (very deadly to ice demons) to his flesh!? FOR HIM!!? Because he's life is Mobei-Jun's and Mobei-Jun's alone?????

PROPAGANDA:

[Prowl]

"I want to study the child he has for new forms of mental illness. Also he has huge tits."

"This man. He needs a baby. He'd be such a bad parent, but I need it to happen."

"EarthSpark Prowl objects to the Autobots relying on human children as soldiers.

IDW Prowl is essentially handed a newly created bot and makes the extremely responsible decision to hand him off to someone else to train instead of trying to "raise" him himself. I have seen people call him a bad parent for this, and no. Bad parenting is when you know you would be a terrible parent, or don't recognize that you would be a terrible parent, and then you give your kid a horrible life because you can't just accept your own issues would mess them up. Prowl giving Springer, a "child" he did not want and did not have the capacity to care for, to someone else was the best parenting decision he could have made.

G1 Prowl is one of the sweetest bots you'll ever meet. Always ready to help out. Protective. Cares about people a lot.

This bot would be an amazing parent. Legitimately better credentials than most of the cast who interacts with kids, even (especially) if that credential is sometimes, "I should not be a parent, so I'm giving him to someone else"."

Prowl propaganda from last season

[Shen Yuan]

"God where do I even begin. Can I just link the freudzine as further reading? I think it would help (?) him."

"I’m honestly surprised it never happened in canon.

It would make Binghe the happiest little demon in the three realms.

He would be so bitchy and complain the whole time, but deep down be thrilled.

Confirmed good w/ kids, he is mother."

"He’s a milf without a baby, that needs to be fixed."

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!

bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata

"sixth" is such a fuckass word when you think about it huh

(locked tomb designs part 2)