"Quinctus," Five declared.
Diego blinked. "What?"
"Quinctus," Five repeated. "I've decided that that would be my fake name. It's Latin for five, so it will be easier for me to remember." There was utter silence, before Klaus burst out laughing.
"Oh, Five, my dear brother," he said, once he finally got most of his giggles under control, "I'm saying this because I love you, but you're going to get bullied." Five scowled. Before he could say anything back, Vanya spoke up.
"How about we think of something else? Like, anything? Anything at all." She said this with a voice filled with desperation and eyes wider than the moon she almost blew up the year before. "How about the list Allison gave you? Did you like any of those?"
"I think Aidan fits really well," Allison suggested. "I worked with a kid named Aidan a few years ago, and he looked a lot like you. I think it would suit you."
"Yeah, Aidan sounds like a good name! What about that?" Vanya looked at him hopefully, but if anything it irritated him more.
"Aidan is a pretentious name," Five snapped. "Like some kid with coiffed hair." Klaus hummed.
"It does sound like a fuckboy," Klaus conceded, just as Diego said, "Well, you are pretentious."
Five scowled. "I am not choosing the name Aidan. Absolutely not."
"What about Nikola, like Nikola Tesla? That's a good, science-y name," Allison suggested. Five mulled it over for a moment. Just as it seemed he was ready to consider it over Quinctus, Klaus clapped in delight.
"Oooh! That's so adorable! And then you could go by Nicky for short!"
"No. Definitely not. Words cannot express how much I abhor this suggestion." Allison pinched Klaus' arm, and he pouted.
"But Nicky is adorable."
"Well, I'm not adorable!" The silence and blank stares from all of his siblings only served to anger him more, for he growled and slammed his mug down. "You know what? Forget this. It's Quinctus now, and I'm leaving." The rest of his siblings protested rather loudly at this, with Klaus reminding him that the other kids would take turns shoving him into lockers.
"Hey, hey, wait a second, okay? Just wait. Hear me out." Surprisingly, it was Luther who jumped in, stepping in front of his smallest brother to keep him from escaping. "How about we all just try to meet each other in the middle, huh? Is there a name close to Quittis that sounds a little more normal?"
"Quinctus," Five corrected.
"Yes, that."
"Well, Benny boy says Quincy sounds pretty close," Klaus piped up from his spot on the kitchen table. "'You could even try Quinn for short', he says." Everyone watched as Five thought it over, before he finally relented.
"Fine, that works," he said, and his siblings all cheered.
"Five won't get his ass kicked!" Klaus exclaimed, while Diego said,
"He sounds even more pretentious!"
Vanya smiled softly and told him she was happy he liked the name, and that it suited him quite well. Allison grumbled that Aidan was still a cuter name, but that she was glad he wasn't going to sound like the old man he actually was. Luther gave him an awkward smile and told Five he was glad that Five liked his and Ben's idea. Five, meanwhile, still thought Quinctus suited him best, but conceded that perhaps it wasn't casual enough to go under the radar.
(He still didn't really like Quinn too much, though).










