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i have no idea how i’m going do the rest of these intros but we’ll deal with that later! this is full of 10000 spoilers and it’s long as fuck but sure, go ahead and skim.

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i usually play buffy at age eighteen because uhhh not gonna lie, i’ve only watched the later seasons once through and i’ll probably force myself to finally rewatch them in order to feel i’m writing buffy correctly but i will not enjoy myself!!

buffy is from california, born and raised. she started high school in los angeles, living the typical shallow, popular cheerleader life. at the age of fifteen, she was called as the new slayer which led to her slowly becoming at outcast at school because...learning that vampires not only exist but that your teen ass is the one who has to slay them all makes a person start acting kinda funky!

she ended up getting expelled after burning down her high school gym during a dance (LISTEN...she had to, that thing was full of vampires ok damn). this led to buffy and her mom moving and she transferred to sunnydale, which was helpfully located on a hellmouth. mb it was destiny that she had to move there (it was)

this is where she met xander and willow, and her new watcher giles (the old one sacrificed himself to save her oop) and thus the scoobies were born! also cordelia and angel were there xo

in order to not make this long as fuck, here’s a brief breakdown by season:

season one: buffy battles against her desire to just be a normal gal and not get dirt and nasty vampire ash all over her nice clothes. it’s also baby’s first death! she drowned a lil bit and xander gave her cpr so she lived to slay another day. she decided hey you know what i’m butt crazy in love with angel. she defeated the master (he was lame). no gyms were burnt down.

season two: buffy experiences a summer full of ptsd due to the whole dying thing (don’t worry babe, you’ll get used to it). there’s a new slayer in town, baybee. and she dies like two seconds later what the fu-- buffy turns seventeen and to celebrate, she politely gifts her virginity to angel and he says thank you so much i’m evil now. thus buffy has to start gearing up to kill the love of her life but we’ve all been there. mostly, though, she hopes that willow can restore his soul so she can go back to the being butt crazy in love thing. unforch, willow is too late and buffy has to stabby stab angel right through the chest AFTER he has his soul back ow ya hate to see it

season three: buffy spends the summer being highkey depressed as fuck about killing her boyfriend and starts living a fake life as a waitress in los angeles (IT’S CALLED COPING, MOM). but then she, ofc, gets sucked back into weird shit and realizes that she CAN’T outrun her slayer destiny. shortly after returning to sunnydale, angel returns from his stint in hell! and he ain’t feelin right! there’s a new slayer in town pt. 2. it’s faith and she’s wild as hell. angel slowly (not really, it was fast as fuck) returns back to his old self and he and buffy say let’s be friends but it’s a big ass lie bc they are in lurv. the mayor is crazy, he’s trying to ascend (don’t ask). faith goes full on evil and sides with the mayor. buffy is appreciated for her heroism at prom. the mayor tries to ascend at graduation and she is forced to burn down the library aka the scoobies’ base of operations i’m still bitter. oh yeah and faith is in a coma bc buffy needed her blood to cure angel but anyways enough of that

season four: buffy goes to college! this season is very boring. angel and buffy broke up “for her own good” (give me a BREAK) and she meets riley, a nice and extremely boring teacher’s assistant. OR SO WE THINK? he ends up being a member of this weird ass thing called the initiative idk who cares, i sure don’t. but he’s muscly and we like that.

i can’t tell the seasons apart anymore...buffy and riley date until they don’t anymore. suddenly buffy has a sister? in order to defeat a crazy ass bitch named glory. but buffy sacrifices herself to save her sister instead smh. buffy is brought back to life by willow and she’s lowkey pissed. she has a super fucked up mutually abusive relationship with spike. buffy gets shot and almost dies but doesn’t. so for the record, she’s only died twice by that point. ummm she does this thing to awaken all the other slayers on earth and form a slayer army so they can stop the world from ending???? they succeed and almost everyone lives on the show but i had to kill her so rip buffs