#idkrandom

"The bones......the bones neva' lie." Nico said, shaking chicken bones in his hand like dice. With a flick of the wrist, he tosses them onto a small ornate little table, a cloth topping the surface to keep the bones from moving much once contact is made.

"They say you gon' take me t' dinner t'night."

               It’s Friday evening about 7pm, you finished your dinner of mac and cheese. You have been overwhelmed and eyebrow deep in work, you didn’t feel like slaving over the hot stove. Once dinner was finished you decided to take to Omegle.

               You didn’t have much time for a social life or to make new friends, so you thought this would be a good time and place to start.  Yes, Omegle was always crawling with creeps but you didn’t want to pass up that odd chance there would be someone to chat with.

               Almost 40 minutes had passed of just skipping people, mostly those looking for a “good time”. You were getting ready to give up and call it a night. You didn’t know the next person you’d be talking to, would cause your heart to stop….

               “Oh my god! Is…..that….”

               “Oh my god it’s you!!!”

               “Who!? Lil ol me?!” He laughs, putting on an accent.

               You cover your mouth and begin crying.

               “Awwww, don’t cry!!!”

               “Ahhh!” You whine, “I’m so sorry!” You cover your face completely.

               “Hahaha it’s just me, I’m not one to be cried over.” He smiles warmly.

               “Oh shhhh.” You wipe your tears. “You’re Jacksepticeye…..as in the flesh, as I could have.”

               “Thanks a lot. That’s really sweet of you. So I didn’t catch your name, Miss waterworks.”

               “I’m Y/N.”

               “Nice to meet you Y/N, I’m Jack….”

               You giggle, rolling your eyes. “So I’m surprised to see you here, I hope I’m not on video!?”

               “No, I’m not making a video at the moment.”

               “I hope you’re not lying to capture my reactions.” You smile from ear to ear.

               “I’m killing time tonight, just hoping to meet new people.” He explained.

               “Me too.  I don’t go out much besides for work.”

               “Ya, work does that. I’m glad I came on tonight to meet you Y/N.”

               “I’m glad too, for us both.” You pause to take a deep breath and calm your jitters. “Excuse me, I’m going to grab a drink.”

               “No problem, I’ll be here.”

               You stand up and walk off screen. With that, Jack notices something……this catches him off guard and he gulps.

               You return with a glass in hand, taking a seat.

               “So what you got there?” He quickly changes the subject, to hide his nervousness.

               “Mango juice, it’s one of my favourites.” You raise your glass.

               “I love mango juice too but I just have a beer here.” He raises his glass as well.

               “Cheers! To you.”

               “No…to you.” He nods.

               You both take a drink.

               “Hey Y/N….?”

               “Ya? Something the matter?”

               “Oh no no no no….I just….”

               You raised a brow, rather on edge and waiting for him to say something.

·         1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes.

·         2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? No, I’m 22 and that may not be that bad a difference but to me, it’s too close to 17.

·         3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? Yesterday....everyday.

·         4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yes.

·         5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Yes and fuck them who cares?!

·         6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yes....everyday.

·         7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Panties.....it’s warm in here ok! Sheeesh.

·         8. How often do you listen to music? 4-5 days a week.

·         9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans.

·         10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015? .....this survey is old.

·         11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Antisocial.

·         12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Yes.

·         13. What about ‘R’? No...i don’t think so.

·         14. Can you drive a stick shift? I cant drive period.

·         15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Kinda.

·         16. Are you going out of town soon? This month ya.

·         17. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday....everyday.

·         18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yes.

·         19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Yes to a nice light purple.

·         20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Hmmmmm I would say so ya.

·         21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I wanted to go out for harveys but I cant now.

·         22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Not really no.

·         23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? Yes.

·         24. What are you sitting on right now? Couch.

·         25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? My bf.

·         26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? YES this is me now....tbh.

·         27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? My friend.

·         28. Do you get a lot of colds? Yes.

·         29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? Im not wearing one.

·         30. Does anyone hate you? Yes a lot of people.

·         31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? No I don’t need to hide them anyway.

·         32. Do you like watching scary movies? No.

·         33. Do you want your tongue pierced? No.

·         34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2010.

·         35. Did you have a dream last night? Yes.

·         36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Yesterday.

·         37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I hope so but I mean only if its right.

·         38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? My bf.

·         39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No.

·         40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Yes.

·         41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Yes.

·         42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? No.

·         43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes.

·         44. What’s the best part about school? Nothing.

·         45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Thousands.

·         46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? I did ya.

·         47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Yes all the time.

·         48. Were you single over the last summer? No.

·         49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Not really no.

·         50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Nothing.

·         51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Hmmm kinda idk lol.

·         52. Are you nice to everyone? Mostly.

·         53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes, always.

·         54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.

·         55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? No.

·         56. Do you think you like someone? Yes.

·         57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? I think so....once.

·         58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Hmmmmm guys unless they are sex freaks, then girls.

·         59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Yes.

·         60. Do you hate anyone? Yes.

·         61. How’s your heart? Lost.

·         62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Yessssss almost all of it.

·         63. Have you ever cried over a guy? Yes.

·         64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? No one.

·         65. Are your toenails painted pink? No.

·         66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? No not unless we bump heads lol.

·         67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? I think so ya.

·         68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? No.

·         69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Sumaya.

·         70. How do you look right now? Tired and bleh.

·         71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? No.

·         72. Can you commit to one person? Yes.

·         73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? No.

·         74. Have you ever felt replaced? Yes.

·         75. Did you wake up cranky? Yes.

·         76. Are you a jealous person? Kinda depends though.

·         77. Are relationships ever worth it? Sometimes.

·         78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Snake ass fake ass friends.

·         79. Currently wanting to see anyone? Yes.

·         80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Work on some writing.

·         81. Last person you cried in front of? My bf.

·         82. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes.

·         83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Hmmmm a little bit.

·         84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Playing video games.

·         85. Are you over your past? No.

·         86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Yes but he’s gay.

·         87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? No.

·         88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? No.

·         89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? I’d let him in, he just got locked out.

·         90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Not that i know of no.

·         91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? Yes.

·         92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Yes.

·         93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? No.

·         94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? Yes and great.

·         95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Yes.

·         96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? No, he really really isn’t.

·         97. Who do you have texts from? My mom, two of my friends, my sister, my bff and my bf.

·         98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I’m not surprised though....he’s with her.

·         99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes.

·         100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? No one.

·         101. Ever kissed under fireworks? No.

1: Name: Nicole.            

2: Age: 22.

3: Fears: No comment....I don’t want to be spammed with photos or videos, some people are evil.

4: 3 things I love: 1. Cats 2. Food 3. Youtube

5: 4 turns on: 1. Jacksepticeye 2. Jse 3. Sean McLoughlin 4. That amazing green haired Youtuber from Ireland.

6: 4 turns off: 1. Unsolicited nudes 2. Sexists 3. Racists 4. Cocky

7: My best friend: Keyli <3 we have been friends for 17 years approx.

8: Sexual orientation: Heterosexual.l

9: My best first date: I don’t think I have one.

10: How tall am: 5”7

11: What do I miss: Being 10 years old.

12: What time was I born: 7am.

13: Favourite color: Red.

14: Do I have a crush: Yes.

15: Favourite quote: Don’t set yourself on fire to warm other people.

16: Favourite place: Nowhere.

17: Favourite food: Meatloaf with mashed and glazed veggies....I think.

18: Do I use sarcasm: Sometimes I cant even tell when Im not.

19: What am I listening to right now: Jacksepticeye playing Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs.

20: First thing I notice in new person: Their hair/facial hair and their eyes and their clothing style.

21: Shoe size: between 6.5-8 depends.

22: Eye color: Green

23: Hair color: Blonde

24: Favourite style of clothing: I’m not sure I have one.

25: Ever done a prank call: No, I think they are lame.

26: Meaning behind my URL: It’s my Youtube name.

27: Favourite movie: Machete.

28: Favourite song: Hmmm that’s tough.....Broken by Lifehouse probably.

29: Favourite band: Daughtry.

30: How I feel right now: Kinda tipsy, warm and hungry.

31: Someone I love: My bff Keyli.

32: My current relationship status: Taken.

33: My relationship with my parents: My mom and I get along pretty well..idk lol. My father....what father?

34: Favourite holiday: Oktoberfest.

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: None.

36: Tattoos and piercings I want: I have a few tattoos I want and piercings probably none.

37: The reason I joined Tumblr: To keep more up to date and in the loop with Jack.

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other: No, we say hi to one another once in a blue moon.

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts: No.

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted. Yes thousands of times.

41: When did I last hold hands: Hmmm not too long ago I think.

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning: Always depends haha can be between 10 minutes and 40 minutes.

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days: I don’t have leg hair, well not that I can shave.

44: Where am I right now: In the living room.

45: If I was drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me: My bf probably or no one.

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level: Uh I used to like it loud but not much anymore, depends on the song I guess.

47: Do I live with my parents? No.

48: Am I excited for anything? Hmmmm, I’m not sure.

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to: I don’t have anyone I can tell everything to.

50: How often do I wear a fake smile: All the time unless I’m in a good mood.

51: When was the last time I hugged someone: A few days ago I think.

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me: I would fucking knock him out and drag the bitch by the hair.

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not” I don’t trust anybody.

54: What is something I disliked about today: I ran out of water bottles.

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be: Jack.

56: What do I think about most: How life is just a boring long movie.

57: What’s my strangest talent: None, I don’t have any talents.

58: Do I have any strange phobias: I have 37 phobias.

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it: Behind it unless I’m taking a selfie.

60: What was the last lie I told: What I had for dinner because my aunt hates my take out binges.

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online: Neither.

62: Do I believe in ghosts: How about aliens: Yes ghosts and maybe aliens.

63: Do I believe in magic: Not really no.

64: Do I believe in luck: Kinda.

65: What’s the weather like right now: Hella fucking cold.

66: What was the last book I’ve read: I’m reading Crime By Irvine Welsh.

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline: No.

68: Do I have any nicknames: Chicken, Serena, aunty panty, donkey.

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had: Not sure.

70: Do I spend money or save it: Both but mostly spend.

71: Can I touch my nose with a tongue: No but I could’ve before my tongue was clipped.

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me: No.

73: Favourite animal: Cat.

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM: I was here.

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is: Monday or Trump.

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it: Not sure, theres quite a few of them.

77: How can you win my heart: Buy me food, alllll the time.

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone: I have no idea.

79: What is my favorite word: Food.

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: I don’t know....I don’t wanna go look haha.

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say: HEY GUYS! I WANT TACOBELL!

82: Do I have any relatives in jail: Not anymore no.

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power: Mind control.

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on: Not sure, I don’t think there are any.

85: What is my current desktop picture: An anime girl in a boat.

86: Had sex: Yes.

87: Bought condoms: Yes.

88: Gotten pregnant: No.

89: Failed a class: Yes, French.

90: Kissed a boy: Yes.

91: Kissed a girl: Yes.

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain: Yes.

93: Had job: Yes.

94: Left the house without my wallet: No.

95: Bullied someone on the internet: No.

96: Had sex in public: Yes.

97: Played on a sports team: No.

98: Smoked weed: Yes.

99: Did drugs: Besides weed, no.

100: Smoked cigarettes: No.

101: Drank alcohol: Yes.

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan: No.

103: Been overweight: No.

104: Been underweight: Yes.

105: Been to a wedding: Yes.

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight: Yes.

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight: Not likely no.

108: Been outside my home country: Not yet no.

109: Gotten my heart broken: Yes.

110: Been to a professional sports game: Yes once.

111: Broken a bone: No.

112: Cut myself: No.

113: Been to prom: No I didn’t go.

114: Been in airplane: Not yet.

115: Fly by helicopter: No.

116: What concerts have I been to: A few including theory of a deadman.

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex: No.

118: Learned another language: No, well a bit of French in school.

119: Wore make up: Yes.

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18: Yes, 16.

121: Had oral sex: Yes.

122: Dyed my hair: Yes.

123: Voted in a presidential election: Yes.

124: Rode in an ambulance: No.

125: Had a surgery: Yes.

126: Met someone famous: Not that I know of no.

127: Stalked someone on a social network: Yes, I do all the time.

128: Peed outside: Yes.

129: Been fishing: No.

130: Helped with charity: Yes.

131: Been rejected by a crush: Yes.

132: Broken a mirror: No.

133: What do I want for birthday: An Eminem shirt.

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names: None.

135: Was I named after anyone: No.

136: Do I like my handwriting: No.

137: What was my favourite toy as a child: Not sure.

138: Favourite Tv Show: I don’t have one.

139: Where do I want to live when older: Not sure, probably somewhere where it doesn’t snow.

140: Play any musical instrument: No.

141: One of my scars, how did I get it: When my extra toe was removed.

142: Favourite pizza topping: crispy new York style pepperoni.

143: Am I afraid of the dark: Yes.

144: Am I afraid of heights: Not really but I do have vertigo.

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad: Yes.

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: Yes a lot of my life.

147: What I’m really bad at: A lot stuff.

148: What my greatest achievements are: I don’t think I have any.

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: Not sure.

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: Build a home for all the homeless animals and attend conventions to meet Jack oh and of course donate to charity and help out my family, and move into a nicer home and not have to work and hire someone to clean my home.

151: What do I like about myself: My eyes, my sense of humour, my kind heart, my stomach.

152: My closest Tumblr friend: Laura

153: Something I fantasise about: No comments :$ lmaooo.