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    yet another symbol meme - closed !

           💪 pick up and carry my muse 

unfortunately, no matter how fast two little goose legs can run, 6 ft plus of pure muscle and strength is going to be faster. so, this caper has ended, dio’s feet pics remain with their rightful owner (for now). and, also the goose is now stuck, as its tiny 3 ft frame can easily be held down by 6 ft plus of big arm and dumb ass 

but, the goose has one last trick up its feathers. it takes the man’s hat that is just barely in beak range. 

the hat is too big. it covers the goose’s whole head.

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unfortunately, the goose does not understand english and thus doesn’t understand what this man is saying. but the man does sound condescending and rude! 

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           🤗 hug my muse

now, the goose hates this physical affection. these hugs that are caused by love are something it detests, because it doesn’t understand love. it only understands hate. 

so, the goose honks loudly and spreads its wings! honk! honk! it’s loud, it’s noisy, it putting up a ruckus–

but… it turns out, all of that is just a ruse. the clever little goose’s loud, noisy actions are all just a cover for its real intentions. its real dastardly plan to enact vengeance against the boy who dared hug it… is to steal his keys. 

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             ✋ give my muse a pat on the head.

what a nice, gentle man! his pats are really nice and his voice is extremely soothing! the goose leans in to get more pats and–

steals his other sandal.

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             🎉 celebrate with my muse

the goose has set up a nice picnic in the park to celebrate it’s first day anniversary with ms. goose. the picnic is nicely arranged, with fruits and sandwiches stolen from the finest parkgoers! 

ms. goose never shows up. why isn’t ms. goose not here? she can’t even walk! oh, well, someone must’ve showed up and taken ms. goose back to her rightful place in someone’s lawn. 

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            🗨️  verbally praise my muse

the goose has done nothing to deserve this praise and, honestly, it doesn’t understand the boy’s praise because it doesn’t understand non-honks.

in fact, it stole the boy’s sock when he was praising it and it’s now running away. 

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            ✋ pat my muse’s head

the goose is tired of being pat on the head by people it doesn’t know! is it because the goose is fun sized and easy to pat? is it because the goose looks too cute for its own good?!