#meme friday

► ARE YOU SINGLE?↳ "Aye. And I don't see that changing any time soon." ► ARE YOU HAPPY?↳ "Not terribly. I think I have a fever." ► ARE YOU ANGRY?↳  "In the abstract I'm angry to be here against my will and to be subjected to these things, but presently, no." ► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED?↳ "I do not have parents. I was created at some point, but it was not through any sort of union, and I awoke in an adult body with the faculties to match. Nobody parented me. I had no need of it."

NINE FACTS.

► BIRTH PLACE↳ "The place of my crafting is long lost to me. I awoke inside a glass box, inside a tower, somewhere in the Lost Woods." ► HAIR COLOR↳ "Sort of a mauve, or plum color." ► EYE COLOR ↳ "Gold." ► BIRTHDAY↳  "I'm unsure of the exact date, but I awoke sometime in late autumn." ► MOOD↳  "I'm very tired and it makes me testy." ► GENDER↳  "Something doing a decent imitation of a man." ► SUMMER OR WINTER↳ "Summer is much easier to tolerate, easier to hunt and travel. Summer nights are perfect for festivals." ►  SPOKEN LANGUAGES↳ "Hylian, I can speak Gerudo decently but I'm not conversationally fluent."

CHOICES.

► LOVE OR LUST↳ "I have been in love. Don't care for the other one." ► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA↳ "Tea, the former tends to be too sweet." ► CATS OR DOGS↳  "I like cats, but dogs frighten me, especially very large ones." ► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ↳ "Why not the option of both? Nobody is equally close with all their acquaintances." ► DAY OR NIGHT↳  "The night's simply more atmospheric. It's worth the extra danger~"

HAVE YOU EVERS.

► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ↳   "I've been caught escaping prison, if that's what you mean!" ► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ↳ "Oh, absolutely. If there's a way to injure yourself I've probably experienced it." ► WANTED TO DISAPPEAR ↳ "I admit, there have been times I've considered throwing my hands up and leaving them all to sort it out, but I fear it would haunt me for the rest of my days."

FAMILY.

►  DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ↳ "I don't have a family to get along with." ► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ↳ "I have the life I seized for myself. It is whatever I make of it!" ► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ↳  "I have never had a home to run from." ►  HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ↳ "Oh, plenty of times. Out of taverns, out of parties, out of theaters..."

FRIENDS.