#iamevil

Just because I am an evil wizard doesn't mean I want the WHOLE world to suffer. I for example am going to be exempt from the suffering.

Wizzas be like "you wouldn't just copy a spell scroll". Yes I would? I am literally out here bringing death and plague upon the peasants and the righteous, why would I care for some measly wizardry laws.

Upholding an evil reputation is very difficult. You let the good thoughts win one time and you become "redeemable" and "complex". So annoying.

Some foolish peasant called me an unwise wizza that only copies spells so I casted a polymorph spell of my own creation I named "swimming with the fishes" and he's in my pond now lmao. Good luck going back to your loving wife and kids now halfwit.