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My life is cursed and filled with regrets.
And what might you ask makes me say this.
MY TOILET IS FUCKING CLOGGED.
HOW DID I DISCOVER THIS YOU ASK!?!?
I DISCOVERED THIS WHILE FLUSHING AFTER I TOOK A SHIT
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh just found out that the guy who played the Not Harry Styles character in that one wattpad book turned movie thing also played a baby lord voldemort
the music video for substitution by silversun pickups is about an intense game of musical chairs between a group of modelesque girls
Fucking TILL SCHWEIGER is in Charlie Countryman???

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oh... my god? i hate my face ??????? like this is actually a curse ????????????? why are iPhone cameras so cruel ??
Me: sends my brother a meme I found amusing
my brother: bursts out of nowhere literally three seconds later with the Discourse about Klingon peens