Tfp Megatron, Starscream, Knockout, and Shockwave reacting to their femme decepticon ally they respect for their calm demeanor getting drunk on high energon in their quarters. When they go to or are sent to check on them the femme declares something about being willing to carry their sparkling. (I'm sorry if you've done an ask like this before)
(Nah, I havenāt, but I want to write about more drunk characters, haha. I feel like these are shitty hentai intros XDc)
After a long walk of your stumbling and slurring sentences out of nowhere, he finally gets you to your hab.
Heās a tad disappointed in you for getting drunk, but thatās not something to worry about right now, youāll talk about that later.
He picked you up and steadily put you down on your berth.
āEyyy, Meggie, can ya do me a favor?ā
He most likely wasnāt going to, but he let you speak anyway.
āCan you give me ur sparkilingssss, i want them.ā you slurred.
His eyes widened but ignored what you said.
Heās the kinda guy who fucking drags you across the floor by your hand as you moan and mumble drunken slurs to the floor. Itās pitiful, but no one helps neither him or you.
Once you two actually get to your hap, he tries to get you up on your peds and onto the berth.
Primus, youāre really going to owe him for this.
Once heās got you sitting on the edge of your berth, you say something weird.
āStarscamm,,, scramer,,, i want ur sparklingss,,,ā
He froze and furrowed his brow. Disgust was readable all over his face.
Youāre really gonna own him after this.
āScraaammm, nuuuuuuuuu,,ā
āY/n, please go the frag to recharge.ā
āOh come on! Youāre scratching my paint job!ā
He really doesnāt want to deal with your shit right now.
āIām sorryyyy koc doc, pleasee donāt be maddd!ā
Heās so thankful the second he finds your hab.
āOkay, y/n, i want you to go lay down on the berth for me, alright?ā
And as he goes over to get you all situated.
āDocc, doc, docc,ā you put a shaky servo on his shoulder, ālemme have ur sparklings, docccc.ā you slur.
If cybertronians had saliva, heād be choking on it right now, but he quickly passes it off as you just being drunk and shakes his head.
āShockers,,, wavey wave,,ā you say, continuing to butcher his name, not that he cares. Youāre fragged up drunk, you need to get to your hab to sleep off your high.
āShockyyy, how do you live shockss, so unemotional, iām so sorryyy skocky,ā you slur into his neck. To which he ignores and continues on his way.
Once you get in your hab, he picks you up and slowly put you on your berth.
āSkockery,,,,, i want ur sparklings.ā
He goes silent for a second, his āearsā twitch.Ā Ā
āNo, youāre drunk. And an offspring is not something we need. It is illogical.ā he says before leaving you as you pass out.Ā Ā