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Thunderhoof

He’s a douche.

But a good douche.

He’s the kinda mech to pick up an s/o off the ground for no apparent reason.

He’ll say shit that makes him seem like he’s trying to start a fight, but he really just has a rude personality. You’re working on it.

“He’s really sweet,” you claim, “you just got to get to know him!” you say as he rolls his optics.

But he actually really is a sweet guy, but not with words.

He’s very affectionate while cuddling, or when everyone else is gone in general.

He also can get really wound up when someone calls you a ‘human pet’ or a ‘pest’. 

Fracture

He seems like an asshole, but he is a whole other person around the people he loves. 

He treats you like glass at times (he understands the mini’s can take care f themselves),  but he will panic if you get hurt. 

Or if you get hurt by an Autobot, he will try to kill them.

He is a romantic, surprisingly (or unsurprisingly at this point)

In the beginning, he was very closed off, but soon enough he was very open towards you with his emotions.

(Nah, I haven’t, but I want to write about more drunk characters, haha. I feel like these are shitty hentai intros XDc)

Megatron

After a long walk of your stumbling and slurring sentences out of nowhere, he finally gets you to your hab.

He’s a tad disappointed in you for getting drunk, but that’s not something to worry about right now, you’ll talk about that later.

He picked you up and steadily put you down on your berth.

“Eyyy, Meggie, can ya do me a favor?”

He most likely wasn’t going to, but he let you speak anyway.

“Can you give me ur sparkilingssss, i want them.” you slurred.

His eyes widened but ignored what you said.

“Recharge y/n.”

Starscream

He’s the kinda guy who fucking drags you across the floor by your hand as you moan and mumble drunken slurs to the floor. It’s pitiful, but no one helps neither him or you.

Once you two actually get to your hap, he tries to get you up on your peds and onto the berth.

Primus, you’re really going to owe him for this.

Once he’s got you sitting on the edge of your berth, you say something weird.

“Starscamm,,, scramer,,, i want ur sparklingss,,,”

He froze and furrowed his brow. Disgust was readable all over his face.

You’re really gonna own him after this.

“Recharge, y/n.”

“Scraaammm, nuuuuuuuuu,,”

“Y/n, please go the frag to recharge.”

Knockout

“Oh come on! You’re scratching my paint job!”

He really doesn’t want to deal with your shit right now.

“I’m sorryyyy koc doc, pleasee don’t be maddd!”

He’s so thankful the second he finds your hab.

“Okay, y/n, i want you to go lay down on the berth for me, alright?”

“Docs orders, yea.”

And as he goes over to get you all situated.

“Docc, doc, docc,” you put a shaky servo on his shoulder, “lemme have ur sparklings, docccc.” you slur.

If cybertronians had saliva, he’d be choking on it right now, but he quickly passes it off as you just being drunk and shakes his head.

“Good night, y/n.”

Shockwave

“Shockers,,, wavey wave,,” you say, continuing to butcher his name, not that he cares. You’re fragged up drunk, you need to get to your hab to sleep off your high.

“Shockyyy, how do you live shockss, so unemotional, i’m so sorryyy skocky,” you slur into his neck. To which he ignores and continues on his way.

Once you get in your hab, he picks you up and slowly put you on your berth.

“y/n. Recharge.”

“Skockery,,,,, i want ur sparklings.”

He goes silent for a second, his ‘ears’ twitch.  

(OKAY OKAY OKAY, I know, I know, I know. We talked for a while, but what you were saying was the goods™, and some lonely soul is gonna fap to this anyway lmao. THESE ARE @rockstarlandis ‘s WORDS, NOT MINE. btw, I’ve been writing a PWP with a Predaking X Human, so imma post that when I finish it. HEADS UP.) 

Predaking strikes me as a gentleman. His speech is archaic and seems to be a very traditional individual. However, he is also a dominant dragon king. 

 Basically, he’s a gentleman in public but a beast behind closed doors. 

He just strikes me as a sensual and kinky dom who is protective af and thinks his little mate is the most precious thing to him. 

I picture him as somebody always being on top and would mark his mate with his claws or teeth to show others that she belongs to him. 

So basically he would praise them to make her more comfortable with him, give them soft kisses and touches then growl what he intends to do her while holding her down, his animalistic side slowly taking over. 

Predaking would also be an individual who takes his mate’s pleasure more seriously than his own, so body worship would also be his thing.

He’ll murmur how soft and delicious his mate is and that her body belongs only to him. 

While things will get so heated, he’ll probably say that he is her king in a beastly growl before attacking her body with his mouth 

(Thanks, mate. i could’ve, and i should’ve, but hey, at least the movie was fun! anyway, here ya go!)

Knockout

HOLY SHIT YES.

He literally just wants an excuse to party about something.

But he’s done well to learn the traditions on you humans.

He’ll pay a vehicon to steal an assload of candy and dress up in a cybertronian equivalent to a sexy nurse.

He will strut his stuff, as other cons watch in horror and confusion.

At the end of the day, you two either end up watching shitty Halloween/horror movies or end up fragging.

One of the to, or maybe both.

Starscream

Screamer DOES. NOT. CARE.

However, he’ll help you in any way you need.

You want to decorate the ship? … fine.

If you ask him he’ll put an effort in putting on a costume, as long as he isn’t seen. (idk what, use ur imagination)

You probably try to get him to watch a horror movie by the end, and if it’s a really gory movie, and he’ll try to make sure he looks like he isn’t about to throw up; you humans are fragging disgusting. 

Soundwave

Sure.

He actually really likes human holidays, and Halloween is no different.

He really doesn’t do anything out of the ordinary, but he might ask laser break to steal some candy or something.

Oh, and it’s his goal to scare the shit out of everyone on the ship.

The next day he’ll have a compilation of everyone’s screams, most people take it as a joke, while others, like screamer, completely freaked out. Megatron wasn’t on that compilation, you cannot scare him.

Megatron

When you get so excited about your human holidays, he can’t help but find you’re enthusiasm cute, so he goes along with it.

He doesn’t dress up or anything like that, he’s practically already the scariest thing on the ship already, but he’s willing to have some kind of party.

He, at the least, gives the vehicons off and pull out some Energex.  

You probably try to get him to watch a horror movie by the end, and needless to say, he’ll end up rooting for the antagonist.

Predaking and Darksteel & Skylynx

Trust me, if you talk to one about it they will all do it together with you.

They won’t dress up, you say if they were to, they had to be something scary, right? 

Well, Predacons are pretty scary by himself, so they’ll probably just be themselves.

But darksteel might want to try and ask you to spray paint him a different color, yeah, that’ll be fun.

Skylynx finds Halloween charming and would enjoy eating some energon goodies.

Optimus

Upon first coming face to face with the painting, he gets a light touch of nostalgia.

No, it’s not perfect, but it reminds him of home.

He likes to watch you work on it, you’ll ask questions about how Cybertron actually looked anyway.

But he does enjoy seeing your interpretation of Cybertron.

Despite everything, yeah, he’s a bit homesick. 

He misses a lot of things Cybertron gave him, so he appreciates how you’re trying to help a bit. 

If you finish it, he’ll allow you to frame and hang the art up in the base.

It’s probably one of the rescued items when the ‘cons attacked and blew up the base.

Ratchet

When he walks in on your doing your art, he’ll ask what you’re doing, ya know, the whole “Yeah, that’s nice,” thing. 

“waiT, yOUR PAINTING WHAT?!” he’s almost speechless.

You explain how all of the bots are always going on about their planet, and it gave you a bit of inspiration.

He won’t say much about it, but somewhere halfway through, he’ll show you a few recovered photos from when Cybertron was not a planet full of war.

In the end, he’ll thank you. He hasn’t really been himself, and he doesn’t doubt he’s homesick. He loved Cybertron.

Thank you. You really lifted his spirits.  

Bumblebee and smokescreen

He comes over to bother you on a slow day, and when he finds you creating this cyber-like scene on a canvas, he knows what he’s looking at.

“Beeep beeep!!” 

“???? Raf, translate.”

He thinks it’s super sweet of you to paint Cybertron! Thank you so much!

He’ll compliment the piece millions of times before the finishing product, and even then, he thinks it’s just great!

Smokey acts very similarly, he’s excited. And he’s a young mech, but he was gone for the fall, but it was kinda nice for him to see SOMETHING that resembled home. 

He’s as excited as bee, and he’ll tell you about his own experiences on Cybertron.

Arcee

When she sees it she’ll just stand in front of it and stare for a minute, look back at you and say ‘good job.’ or something. 

Don’t worry, she loves it.

She just doesn’t want to think about the past too much.

Bulkhead & Wheeljack

They think it’s beautiful, but Jackie will go off on about what Cybertron looked like and what he remembered from living there.

Bulkie will try to stop him, but you say it’s fine, you combining multiple interpretations anyway.

They’ll admire the finishing product no matter what. 

Bulk appreciated how you put time and effort into this, while Jackie says he’s NOT homesick when he totally is and just says he just likes to look at it because it IS art.

Ultra Magnus

He’s kinda awkward about it.

He’s a neat freak and has some OCD, but he tries to let you do it yourself. 

He doesn’t want to go out and say ‘that’s wrong’ because you don’t know.

If you ask for his own time on Cybertron, he’ll tell you all about the structure of the metal planet.

Optimus

optimus is always looking for information, for both the war and to build relationships with the team around him, so he always knew but he really didn’t want to push you, it’s not him to decide whether or not you’re open with yourself.

He’s not even open with himself most of the time, he’s a pretty serious mech himself. 

So he decides to get you to open up to him first, so he takes you on a mission with him, something easy and simple, like just going on a patrol around the area.

He does like jokes and puns, but he’d never laugh at them while working, but to show you he’s okay with you around, he’s let out a few deep laughs and chuckles here and there.

He’d ask a few questions he’d seen a few humans do sometimes, and make them a bit more cybertronian; “where are you from? what did you do back on Cybertron? when did you decide to be an Autobot instead of a con?” simple stuff.

If you were to catch on to him and ask why he’s trying to find out who you are, he’d explain, and fish it off with, “You will grow stronger in battle as long as the bonds you made with your comrades are strong as well.” 

Ratchet

He doesn't care, don’t be open with yourself, whatever.

He’ll start to think your some kind of Decepticon spy, and through that, he’ll end up trying to get to know you and your real objectives.

By that i mean he’ll probably build more barriers around him as he asks you questions. 

but they will slowly fall as you ask the same ones back.

his plan kinda fails, but hey, at least you opened up a bit!

Bumblebee

he’d ask to go on more missions with you, just to get a bit closer.

you a really cool mech! and he wants to know more about you!

even if it takes a while, he can wait it out.

he’ll try to make sure you know he doesn't wanna wreck you or anything, he just wants to be friends.

Arcee

She’ll try to persuade you to talk more; “so, whats your story?”

Even if the answers are short and simple, she’ll press on… for a bit.

She doesn't blame you if you’re being distant because you’re afraid of friendship or being close with someone, that's alright, she’ll always be her normal self, 

maybe she’ll invite you out sometimes, but she’ll never push you for too long about it.

Bulkhead

“So… hows… uhm, the team.” he’s super awkward about it.

He does try to get you into a friendly conversation with him.

your jokes can be funny to him and give him a good laugh, so he tries to build off that.