Run Away To Me, Chapter 1

Pairing: Caleb Widogast/Jester Lavorre (Widojest) Rating: Mature (for probable heavier themes in later chapters) AU: college/coffee shop 

It had been three weeks, fifteen hours and forty minutes since Caleb had arrived in Rosohna. A new city in a new country, hopefully far enough away from a forgotten past for it to never catch up with him again. He has a new life now, at a new school, with a new kind of magic, and new kinds of people. New kinds of friends.

It had been two weeks, four days and nineteen hours since Caleb had met Jester Lavorre. Not that he was keeping count. His head had just done that, without his consent. The little blue tiefling girl had wormed her way into his brain and settled in comfortably, not unlike the way she'd curl up in the window seat of The Blooming Grove tea shop.

Me now

                   ✿ Yes, you read it correctly- we’re doing blogrates!  ✿

A quick fun fact is that my spellcheck just tried to turn ‘blogrates’ into ‘blogettes’ which is an actual word for a small blog. Moving on.

Somehow, myself and my co-host managed to work our way up to 100 followers! We’re celebrating that by selling our bodies to the internet- WE’LL JUDGE YOUR BLOG FOR YOU! 

What you gotta do to make the judging happen:

1. Follow us, we love attention (This is optional really I don’t wanna force you)

2. I mean hey it’s the least you can do, give this post a like or something

3. Leave us an ask (Off anonymous, duh) that either requests a rating or has a fun face, like this one: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (The better the face the nicer I judge)

4. Wait, because patience is a virtue. 

5. Get your life together while you wait.

6. Go out and make a difference in the world. Go do a random act of kindness.

7. Send money (please)

8. Recieve your rating, and swear vengeance upon me for being so harsh

So here’s how we’ll be scoring you:

Title/URL:      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Icon:              1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Theme:          1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Content:        1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Overall: It's not me, it's you It's not you, it's me Eh. You're doing your best Neato-burrito dude Oh my goodness gracious I'm naming my firstborn after you I want you to parent my firstborn

So anyways, myself, the cool mod @creebins   and the other cool mod, @trippytriangless (seriously she’s cool have you seen her with a sword in her hand she won the lightsaber duel we had earlier today) would like to seriously thank all of y’all for getting us here. It took very little effort on your part and I’m more or less certain that for the vast majority of you it was as impersonal as it could have possibly been, but your decision to click follow is what put me here today- spending about an hour total putting together a blog rates post, with a 2 hour binge session of Jane the Virgin with my mother in-between.