incomprehensible screaming in the tags

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

You never know how signing up for a new class, getting a haircut, attending a party you are too lazy to go to, or applying to a job you think you have no chance at can really shift timelines. You are probably one decision away from catapulting into a new timeline.

“I cannot think of a way Grace could fuck the alien” you’re smart. you’ll figure it out.