✿ Yes, you read it correctly- we’re doing blogrates! ✿
A quick fun fact is that my spellcheck just tried to turn ‘blogrates’ into ‘blogettes’ which is an actual word for a small blog. Moving on.
Somehow, myself and my co-host managed to work our way up to 100 followers! We’re celebrating that by selling our bodies to the internet- WE’LL JUDGE YOUR BLOG FOR YOU!
What you gotta do to make the judging happen:
1. Follow us, we love attention (This is optional really I don’t wanna force you)
2. I mean hey it’s the least you can do, give this post a like or something
3. Leave us an ask (Off anonymous, duh) that either requests a rating or has a fun face, like this one: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (The better the face the nicer I judge)
4. Wait, because patience is a virtue.
5. Get your life together while you wait.
6. Go out and make a difference in the world. Go do a random act of kindness.
7. Send money (please)
8. Recieve your rating, and swear vengeance upon me for being so harsh
So here’s how we’ll be scoring you:
Title/URL: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Icon: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Theme: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Content: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Overall: It's not me, it's you It's not you, it's me Eh. You're doing your best Neato-burrito dude Oh my goodness gracious I'm naming my firstborn after you I want you to parent my firstborn
So anyways, myself, the cool mod @creebins and the other cool mod, @trippytriangless (seriously she’s cool have you seen her with a sword in her hand she won the lightsaber duel we had earlier today) would like to seriously thank all of y’all for getting us here. It took very little effort on your part and I’m more or less certain that for the vast majority of you it was as impersonal as it could have possibly been, but your decision to click follow is what put me here today- spending about an hour total putting together a blog rates post, with a 2 hour binge session of Jane the Virgin with my mother in-between.
Cheers y’all!
