stolen idea of aftg as things my people have said/texted
nicky: we should play brookhaven
aaron: You’re in your twenties.
nicky: i’ll put “in my twenties” in my roleplay bio
andrew: watch [text cut off]
kevin: watch what
kevin: am i in a cuck chair
neil: So what’s wrong with me
aaron: Ooh looks bad.
aaron: Looks like a case of you’re a fucking dumbass.
allison: Yo I can’t pay you back for dinner yet I spent my pay check on this dress I found and ion got enough to get lunch AND pay back ur ass
(person who texted that is rich. like rich rich.)
matt: My calf started cramping in the middle of the night
matt: Top 10 most painful experiences
aaron: rip it off
matt: Ok doc
matt: Got a headache
matt: Can you kiss it better
neil: You have a wife. And a child.
matt: I still have a headache
kevin: I’m not disabled I am able in every way possible to achieve. And beyond that.
