#pianpian posts

Sans is Ness

#Let Papyrus Say Fuck

“hey there buddy chum pal friend…”

Wow I can’t believe Steven Universe made a parody of Sans Stronger Than You

Sans’ brother Prunsel

*literally anything happens* GASTER!

Flowey in Mettaton’s thigh high slut boots

“H O W W A S T H E F A L L ?”

the first four notes of Megalovania playing as a jump scare

Chris (you are filled with discomfort)

Increasingly butchered versions of Sans’ “it’s a beautiful day outside” speech. Most famously:

“It’s an outside day, beautiful. Singing flowers, blooming birds. Kid, you hell.”

Sans Undertale is THE Tumblr Sexyman (no longer a joke, it’s canon now)

Saying “Sans Undertale” like that’s his full name (and doing the same with other characters)

“DAMN IT KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?”

Ralsei smoking a fat blunt

Ralsei with a machine gun (this is rooted in canon btw)/“it heals in reverse”/For Ralsei’s neutral special, he wields-

Spamton divorcing Jevil for the money

Rouxls Kaard is the Roaring Knight (RK? RK!)

Noelle and Kris making frozen chicken

“KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS! GET IT!”

Gaster coming home to Sans and Papyrus decades late with the milk

Megalovania as a genre of music (the song is seriously unruinable)

PTA Sans

“You’re not really *insert joke name here,* are you?”

Snaz Undertale

Butchering Sans’ name in increasingly unintelligible ways

Krisp Dreemurr (canon Temmie nickname but still)

The humans eating Kentucky Fried Chicken

Kris/Player trying to break into the Skelebros house to see Papyrus

“My name is Ralsei, I’m driving a Mercedes Benz. These are my friends. I’m a baa.”

Berdly surviving the weird route because gamers never die—they respawn

“Frisk, I remember you’re genocides”

“SANS! I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE, AND I’M STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS!”

Chujin is a hopeless Ben 10 fan

Wow! This sure was an Undertale Yellow

Sans giving some poor Mii Fighter his Smash invitation and promptly selling his own merch

Sans and Reigen killing the—

“I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE—AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!”

Ralsei is Asriel’s Dust Theory

“Christmas! Just a week away!