#i hate hyperlaser

Whenever I get mad, (excluding the incident) I almost never get mad at the player, I get mad at the character they're playing, its not their fault Sword or Hyperlaser are low skill / high reward

I am so glad my poor ragebait seemingly resonated with them so much they felt the need to return the favor when they killed me, this has taught me that Hyperlaser players do have emotions! They only feel hate! And honestly, Hyperlaser does read to me as the character you play when you don't wanna actually play the game, you just wanna get a bunch of kills and MVPs

Also, unrelated, but I feel like Hyperlaser should have some mechanic that can at least make them a bit more fun to play against, but I don't know what to change without polarizing them further, my main thoughts would just be intenser damage falloff (or just damage falloff if they don't have it), their M2 only dealing damage through walls if it hits the head and deal significantly less damage if not shot through a wall, voltanic grenade creating a smoke screen instead of a free escape, have it grant a quick turn rate so you could trick enemies, and weaken evasive maneuver a bit

I wanna start this with; I'm not a game designer, heck I have issues making basic structures in Roblox Studio

But I play and like Phighting quite a lot

So as someone who I feel is pretty casual with the game, I feel like some of these characters were barely playtested before being pushed out, not in the case that they're unbalanced, but just as, they're not fun to play against, looking at you, HYPERLASER.

Anyways Phinishers (which are character ults) can be awesome, they make you feel like you could take on the world and you usually can, but some of them are designed in ways that I personally don't understand, sure you have aura, but that aura is at some costs

My main point is gonna be, Sword's ult, why does the Melee character have an ult thats a ranged explosive? What synergy is there with the rest of his kit? Cool you've locked down an area and downright killed anyone near it, how does this enable you to go further beyond what Sword can already do? Its just kinda another thing you do if you feel like the enemy team is a bit too close together

My idea, is, basically just

Yeah so, I propose Sword gets a speed and damage boost, along with a bit more range (even if I think base Sword shouldn't have such range, I feel like locking it behind his ult should work), however, at any point you can press F again and use it as normally, but you'll lose access to your sword until the explosion, this, I feel like at least keeps Sword Melee to a degree, and when he steps out of his niche, its great, but at a cost, which I feel like Sword should have more of

And I also wanna talk about Coil's ult, and mainly how I feel like it removes Coil from his supportive role and into a more melee one, which is fine! Hes meant to be that hot-headed bruiser, but when he loses all his supportive attributes, it feels like a melee phinisher that they never used, so hear me out:

Coil retains his Mega Alpha mode, BUT he can connect to three players

Basically, when you use the ult now, you have three stacks of a new effect, we can call it "BIG DAWG STATUS" for now, basically just being all the buffs you get from the ult

Each player you connect to, one stack of it goes away, but you'll gain a stack of another effect, we can call TAGTEAM (since he participates in fights and all that, where Tag Teams are a thing), each stack of TAGTEAM will simply give Coil a bit more resistance when near attached players, or it just gives him a flat shield buff, whichever would be more balanced, it would keep Coil's fighting spirit, while also keeping him supportive

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I NEED THEM DEAD

THIRTY THOUSAND NERFS

THEY DESERVED TO LOSE THEIR CAT

I HOPE THEY LOOSE BOTH THEIR LEGS

I NEED THEM DEAD

I NEED THEM DEAD

I NEED THEM DEAD

I GOT ON PHIGHTING FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE GETTING KICKED OUT OF BEGINNER SERVERS AND I FUCKING HATE THE ENTIRETY OF THE RANGED CLASS

I NEED ALL OF THEM DEAD

WANT TO ENJOY A GAME AS BAN HAMMER???

TOOO BAAAAD!!!!!!

FOUR RANGED CHARACERS!

FUCKING FOUR OF THEM

Four of them

I hate all of them

I hate all of them

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REMOVE SFOTH

REMOVE ANNIHLATE

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE SFOTH, THE MOST "FUCK YOU MELEE" MAP IN THE GAME, AND MAKE IT ANNIHILATE, WHERE RANGE IS INFINITELY BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER CLASS IN THE GAME??

PURE FUCKING FUN OBVIOUSLY!!!!!

I WAS JUST IN A MATCH WHERE SINCE ITS SFOTH, ONE TEAM HAD TO BE GETTING STEAMROLLED, AND IT WAS MINE

NATRUALLY, THE ENTIRE TIME A HYPERLASER WAS GOING UNCONTESTED, A ROCKET KEPT BEING THE BRAINDEAD LITTLE FUCK THEY ARE, ALLOWING THE COIL, BOOMBOX, AND SUBSPACE TO KEEP KILLING US EASILY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF OF MY TEAM WAS DOING THAT ENTIRE GAME

SO IT WAS 19 TO 13, THE GAME IS ABOUT TO GO INTO OVERTIME, I SWITCH FROM SWORD TO KATANA, AND GET THREE KILLS PRETTY MUCH OFF THE BAT

19 TO 16, AND WITH THE OVERTIME, WE COULD WI-

Instantly fucking evaporated and you lose.

THAT. FUCKING HYPERLASER. THE ONE WHO HAD NO BACKLASH THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. GOT A SINGLE. SHOT. ON ME, AND THEY WON.

I SIMPLY HAD THE AUDACITY, TO BE AT LOW HEALTH IN THE OPEN, SO THE MOST FUN AND FAIR CLASS IN THE GAME RIGHTFULLY PUNISHED ME FOR MY STUPIDITY AND NERVE FOR EVEN DARING TO BE AT LOW HP IN FRONT OF A HYPERLASER.

IT LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE THE GAME JUST ENDED FOR NO REASON, IN A SINGLE MICROSECOND, THE GAME IS OVER, BECAUSE FUCK YOU

How would we fix this? REMOVE ANNIHATE AND GET A REPLACEMENT FOR SFOTH.

SFOTH is literally called SWORD FIGHT ON THE HEIGHTS. SWORD. FIGHT. NOT SWORD AND SNIPER FIGHT, SWORD FIGHT. THE ENTIRE REASON THIS MAP SUCKS IS IN THE NAME.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY SFOTH HAS SUCH OPEN SIGHTLINES AND THE TERRAIN YOU'D SEE IN A MELEE BATTLEGROUNDS GAME?

BECAUSE ITS A MELEE PVP GAME. IF YOU GO INTO THE GAME, OUTSIDE OF THE ROBUX PURCHASABLE SWORDS (which I ain't buying to see what they do), THERE ISN'T A SINGLE FORM OF RANGED ATTACK IN THE GAME.

So, take a map based on a game where theres only MELEE weapons in the form of SWORDS, and add ranged options to it.

So, imagine a game where you need to swim into water to catch fish. Everyone only uses their hands and physical strength.

Now add a group of players who have fishing rods.

Seems pretty unfair right? Why put in all the effort to swim in and firmly grasp the fish (act as Frontline for your team) when the fishers do the same job easier (shoot you all from across the map)

My proposition? Remove annihilate and replace SFOTH with another game. I don't really know many other old roblox games to be a more direct replacement, but games like Mega Marble Run Pit, Work at a Pizza Place, Yorick's Resting Place, Ultimate Paintball, Be Crushed by a Speeding Wall, fairly old games that I'd like to see be translated into maps, plus none of them could be completely basterdized because you just NEED the representation.

Oh my god I hate HYPERLASER so MUCH

WHY DOES THEIR PHINISHER REWARD THEM FOR DOING THE THING HYPERLASER IS DESIGNED TO DO?

WHY IS SLINGSHOT LOCKED INTO PLACE WHILE HYPERLASER CAN FULLY MOVE WHEN CHARGING A SHOT??

IF THEY HAVE GOOD AIM

THEN THEY SHOULD BE REWARDED FOR IT

I HATE HOW YOU HAVE BASICALLY NO WAY TO REACT TO SUBSPACE'S PHINISHER

IF YOU ARE FOR WHATEVER REASON MOVING SLOWLY OR JUST NOT MOVING AT ALL, BE IT YOUR FAULT OR NOT, THATS AN EASY INSTAKILL, WHICH CAN LEAD TO TWO MORE OF YOUR TEAMMATES DYING, MEANING THE ENTIRE TIDE OF THE BATTLE HAS BEEN WHIPLASHED BACKWARD

HYPERLASER SHOULD BE LOCKED OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR ABILITIES BESIDES THEIR M1

IF THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH AN OVERPOWERED ABILITY, THEY NEED A FUCKING DOWNSIDE

MAYBE THEY ALSO LOSE IT IF THEY TAKE TOO LONG, MAYBE IF YOU STILL HAVE IT AFTER TEN SECONDS WITHOUT A SUCCESFUL SHOT, YOU LOSE IT, I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD MAKE UP FOR HAVING AN ACROSS THE MAP INSTAKILL THAT YOU CAN SHOOT THREE TIMES

I FEEL LIKE EVERY OTHER PHIGHTER HAS A DOWNSIDE

SWORD'S CAN BE IGNORED IF ITS PLACED BADLY

BIOGRAFT CAN BE KILLED QUICKER IF IT GETS HIT ENOUGH

IF YOU HAVE ANY SEMBLANCE OF MOBILITY AT ALL, YOU CAN AVOID BAN HAMMER'S ABILITY, PLUS IF YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE AN OBSTACLE, YOU COULD SURVIVE REGARDLESS

ROCKET'S CAN BE IGNORED IF PLACED BADLY

JUST

Why is HYPERLASER hand delivered easy kills??

THEY'RE *THE* SNIPER, THEY'RE ALREADY LIKELY ACROSS THE MAP, WHY SHOULD THE HYPERLASER BE FURTHER REWARDED FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP, ESPECIALLY SINCE THE LASER SEEMS TO BE BORDERLINE UNREACTABLE UNLESS YOU'RE PLAYING CERTAIN CHARACTERS

I hate Hyperlaser with every fiber of my being

And Annihilation makes it worse

Annihilation is basically a free win if you have a good hyperlaser in you team

They will remain away from everyone

And deal extreme amounts of damage with no counterplay

I desperately despise both Hyperlaser and Annihilation

I hate Hyperlaser because they do nothing but sit on the opposite side of the map, and since majority of these maps are sightlines, Hyperlaser and Ranged characters in general are basically handed free damage

And Annihilation is basically just "Change into ranged if you want a free win"

I would want to learn characters like Slingshot and Hyperlaser, but I don't want to suck and ruin the gameplay of anyone else playing with me

Also while on the topic, I want Hyperlaser and Slingshot's phinisher to swap, I think Hyperlaser should get locked into a shot, and Slingshot should be able to readjust more, since Slingshot's phinisher is a lot more lenient than Hyperlaser's, and I think since Hyperlaser gets THREE INSTAKILLS, I think it would be fair if when they take a shot, they NEED to be sure it'll hit, I don't know if it'll be balanced at all, but it just seems to make more sense to me

Also, again, I don't know if it'll be balanced, but I want a two or three character lock for each class, I think its super lame when nearly the entire enemy team is ranged besides one Vinestaff

At least with Point Capture the ranged character sitting on the opposite side of the map can be a detriment since thats one less person capturing the point

It feels like I can't play Ban Hammer or Biograft or anyone like that without trying to kill one person and getting shot 57 times by three people

ITS NOT FUN

But, since I want to be a little more positive,