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my beautiful princess with a disorder <333
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Silly art full of dnd campaign references that only an audience of 10 will fully understand. If that, tbh. Even I don't fully understand what happened here.
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Please don't make me do an image descriptio-
We're in the mancave of the Creature of the Deep, an Aboleth overlord of the passage of dead, aka Father or Dabby to the cool above-table kids. Reclined on a sofa that probably smells, Dabby plays the playstation with Sigrid, a monster hunter Ranger-turned-Fathomless Warlock who sports facial war paint, tribal tattoos and scars, and a t-shirt that reads Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me. She has lil pink sockies because she deserves pretty things. From Sigrid's outrage and the smug look exuding from the Aboleth's three eyes and huge toothy grin, it looks like Dabby's winning what is probably FIFA considering the green glare from the TV. Which is impressive, considering he's also smoking a joint, waving a cap that reads Kiss My Bass, spilling a bowl of crisps, dropping a Queen coin in Sigrid's drink, generally wiggling gleeful tentacles, and crushing a beer can over newly-employed Reika, a dark elf blood hunter who defends against the beer spillage while playing darts. She's looking great considering she's dead. And a werewolf. Around the room are references to the campaign including a wanted poster of everyone's favourite undead friend Qwyn, a Jaws poster (signed by Jaws of course), and a book written by Asmodeus on 'How to Win Conduits and Influence Mortals' resting on a stone table that's inscribed Property of Bardh Museum. How are you doing, listener? Had enough yet? Sit tight, about 40% more to come. A bonsai tree provides the only semblance of life in this room while a model ship with golden sails brightens up the place under an equally bright neon sign that reads 'My Cave My Rules'. Stalactites drip into buckets and make you realise just how smoky the room is and how dank and damp the walls and floor are - and is that a black humanoid cat creature peeping through a crack in the wall? Why yes it is! That's Moonlight-Through-Rain who explored some faint archway runes the last time she was having a near death experience. And by exploring I absolutely mean chipping through a wall out of curiosity rich on the hubris scale. But it's fine, since Dabby has since installed a bolt on the runic arch so there's no letting that curious kitty into the eclectic scene. There's also a rug here. Ocean colours. It doesn't have a joke, I just wanted to fill a space.
Soft Cuddles for Hard Tests
“Okay, so to find the volume of a triangular prism, you...” Logan looked at his boyfriend, waiting for him to say the formula.
“Uh...” Patton said, looking at the paper with a furrowed brow. “Base times height divided by two?”
Logan grinned. “Good job, baby. I’m so proud of you.”
Patton perked up. He leaned back on the couch, satisfied with himself.
“Alright, whats surface area?”
Patton’s shoulders slumped. He bit his lip, pouting slightly. “Okay, so you find the area of each side then add them together.”
“And how do you do that?”
“The front of it is a triangle, so it’s base times height divided by two, then double that since it’s the front and the back. Then, multiply the width times the slant height for the left, and width times height for the back. Add them all together, and boom, surface area.”
“Very good.” Logan kissed Patton’s cheek. He cheered, smile growing on his face. “Now, for the volume of a sphere.”
Patton hesitated. “Radius,” he paused, debating. “Squared. Times pie, times four thirds.” He looked at Logan. “Right?”
“Close.” Logan said. “Radius cubed times pie, times three fourth. You cube it for volume because I said so.”
Patton giggled. Logan smirked, glad he made Patton happy.
“Radius cubed times pi times three fourth.” Patton nodded. “I got it.”
Logan nodded. “Good. Surface area?”
“Radius squared this time because I said so,” He paused, giggling at his own joke. “times pie times 4.”
“Yep,” Logan said. “One more.”
“One more, one more.” Patton mumbled.
“Mhm,” Logan looked at the study sheet. “Volume of a cone formula?”
“How ‘bout a please?”
Logan rolled his eyes, “Please.”
“Circumference times height.”
“Thank you,” Logan said, “And formula for circumference.”
Patton inhaled deeply. “Formula for... oh! Pie, times radius times 2!”
Logan nodded. “Surface area.”
“Find the area for the top and the side of the cone. For the top, you do radius squared times pie. For the height, you do radius times pi times slant height.”
Logan barely had time to nod in approval before he was pulled off the couch, the study sheet falling to the floor. Patton took his hands and started dancing.
There wasn’t any music.
They danced anyway.
When they were tired, they plopped back down on the couch, giggling and happy.
“Thanks for helping me pass math, Lo-bear,” Patton whispered, cuddling into Logan’s chest.
“Of course, sweetheart. I’d never want you to get held back. I wouldn’t date someone in the grade lower than me.”
Patton scoffed, punching Logan’s arm playfully. “I hate you,” he murmured.
“I love you too.”
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I show up, make crow, bnuuy, and kitty, I leave
I recently was made aware of how to record solely audio posts so i dont have to just take a video with my phone for singing videos so I wanted to test it! Credit to R3 music box on youtube for the Dont Forget music box instrumentals I used
I actually did end up acapella-ing riders lullaby! Silly me not realizing theres no music to compare it to I can shift it down. *deep bow* I will fight for you