#hustlingup

So he’s had this egg for a very long while now. Still in the basement, still next to a hot place. Sometimes Dosh would cover it with a blanket or two, watch a movie with it, make it listen to music - but months had passed and there was little to no progress with it. No movement, no cracks on the shell ...

... So here he rests, in the basement, with the yellow egg on the desk, sighing at it. Probably one of the grunts would have asked if they could make an omelette with it if the gremlin wasn’t getting out of his evory jail soon.

“ ... So, are you gettin’ out ? ”

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. There’s a movement. Then two. And then a ℂℝ𝔸ℂ𝕂 !

And another one ! And another one !!

And ... ... ... ...

“ ... Oh. ”

“ ... Guess I got lucky, huh. ”

“Son I thought we had discussed about this- oh no wait that was about Santa and you were 5.”

“So uh.”

Did he just call him a crackhead? If you listen very closely you can hear his sanity literally snap.

For every @ I get, I have to tag someone I love/look up to!       [NO LONGER ACCEPTING] 

@brightresearcher - IS A GOOD SOUL AND BEAN I LOVE AMANO!!! He, @littlesilverplatinum and I are the Sinnoh trio alright, I love my G A N G!!!! Brazilians gotta stick together, I am honestly so happy I have met and befriended them. <3

@plethoraofpokegals - MARI IS LIFE MARI IS LIFE MARI IS L O V E. OH HOW MUCH FUN/HAPPY I AM FOR HAVING MET MARI!! They are such a cool person to talk to, write and plot stuff. I love every single one of their muses.

@thetreeofbeginning / @bloodofthecovenants - OKAY I KNOW WE HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME, BUT IT HAS BEEN JUST RECENTLY WE GOT TO ACTUALLY TALK/PROPERLY WRITE. Wish is such a fun person to talk to- super creative as well, and you have been improving so much on your art from an year ago!!! I am so happy we are finally being able to actually plot and write fam!!

@dragoncaper - “Why are you so terry” Em @ my Lance. I WILL NEVER FORGET ALRIGHT. They bless me with all the duplicate shenanigans and it always gets me cracking up! Em is a phenomenal roleplayer, fun person to plot and talk to- honestly what isn’t there to not love about them?? They definetely were a huge help in helping me develop my Lance. 10/10 Lance, a good bean, truffles is 5 stars.

@hustlingup - I bully Plant by delivering Father/son content. WE HAVE MET RECENTLY, BUT I HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THEM. HONESTLY, Plant is such a fun and chill person to talk to and plot as well!!! You definetely deserve tons of love for ur work!!!

Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine. [ACCEPTING]

“……..”

Try as he might, Red couldn’t keep that scowl on his face. He usually tries to be this silent and cool Pokemon Trainer, one who tries not to show any emotion when he’s out. However, the other trainer had said a joke that couldn’t be acknowledged with just a breath through the nose. This joke was the kind of joke that would make you laugh out loud as hard as you can.

There was sweat pouring down his face. He had not to laugh, he had to resist.

However he couldn’t control the burst of laughter that was about to erupt from him.

#//i hOPE THEYRE BOTH READY TO D I E