#husband stuff

Wanted to call this one out specifically first, as he hid some One Piece stuff in it!

Going counterclockwise: Luffy's Amazon Lily vest, his original red vest, Karoo's hat and goggles, one of Franky's Hawaiin shirts, and (not OP) Jojo hat!!

Some more of his bgs are under the cut! Can't share em all in this post bc it goes over the image limit lol

He's been making non-stop elephant puns, based on my latest little story.

This morning I wake up to this:

Callie stood in front of Mammoth Mogul's desk with her bag slung across her body like a bandoleer and what she hoped looked like a self-assured smile pasted across her lips. In fact, she was terrified.

She’d made it this far but now she faced the final boss. Quite literally, in fact.

Mammoth looked at her from across his desk giving her a look that was part amused, part annoyed. To be honest, it was somewhat difficult for Callie to determine with his elephantine features providing an effective mask.

“So,” he said calmly, “You think you can just stampede through my office and threaten me?”

“Oh, I’m not threatening you,” Callie said. “I’m promising you. Let my boy go and stay out of our lives forever or I promise you a world of trouble.”

He chuckled. “You got guts, I’ll give you that. But I don’t think you realize what a woolly situation you’ve gotten yourself into. You think you’re going to just poach my best fighter and go about your merry way and I’ll just forget this whole thing.” He leaned forward in his chair, “I never forget!”

Callie resisted the urge to roll her eyes at the elephant pun.

Mogul continued, “I didn’t get where I am today by letting people walk all over me. When I was a boy growing up in Tusk-any I was nothin’. I worked for peanuts. But I showed Ivory-one. I packed my trunk and headed for the big time and today I’m a big man. I’m the ringmaster of this circus.”

Her teeth ground. Callie wasn’t sure whether she could take many more of these stupid elephant puns.

“But all of this is just grazing the subject,” he said. “Let’s address the elephant in the room. Knuckles makes me money. Lots of money. Let me just show you the numbers.” He turned to his computer at the side of his desk, then let out a loud, fearful trumpeting for just a moment. Regaining his composure quickly he said, “Please forgive the outburst. The computer mouse always startles me. Honestly, I don’t even know why I keep the thing around.”

“Stop!” Callie shouted, unable to hold her tongue any longer. “Just stop! No more stupid elephant puns!”

“What are you talking about?” he asked.

~~~

It’s current 48F/9C outside. Enters the garage to get into the car.

Him: “it’s cold.”

Me: “it’s winter. Yeah. It’s cold.”

Him: “should I get a jacket?”

Me: “it’s winter. Yeah. It’s cold” 🙄🙄🙄

(He’s smart I swear to God 😂 and for context, we live in the south and below 60 is cold to us)