“wtf is sehun doing why do i stan

”*crying intensifies*“

"tIME TO ATTACK SOFTLY”

“is it possible to break up with yourself?” “that’s called suicide”

“im scary yet soft. im my own idea type” “date yourself” “yeah fam 10000/20 we get along great. maria that’s called narcissism”

“newton pls”

“fEEL DIS ENERGEEEE”

“but here i was chilling right and vernon’s part in trauma starts and i’m like ‘hANSOL DON’T’”

“idk where he came from or who gave him the RIGHT”

“i jUST DROPPED MY IPOD ONTO MY FACE GOOD GOATS”

“omg mork that’s a big foot”

“u still whooped for tae and jun, you’re just whoopeder for caleb”

“here lemme write u a supportive text with my phone’s words suggestions” “thx ur the bestest” “nct dream is a god and that’s why we love him and we leave you with him that god bless you with your heart and prayers for him and you will always have a great day”

"HOW MANY SONS DO YOU HAVE" “A LOT, I’VE BEEN BUSY”

“if jun is my boo then who is urs” “my boo is boo seungkwan”

“my performance unit bias is performance unit’s 5th member: ThugHao™”

“i was studying and a screw from my chair came out and i neary fell out of the chair. i saw the light™ *sheds a tear* and it was beautiful” “it looked like wonwoo” “no it looked like jeonghan being disappointed so that’s why i didn’t fall”

“if calie is in your dreams, then calie should be real, it seems”

“i woke up today about to scream bc i dreamt someone had been murdered in my backyard. also i was married to a french guy? idk but i had a happy life as a housewife. anyways it wa scary as hell. 20/10 would keep the dog i had in my dream tho.”

“don’t act like you’re surprised” “i’m not u hoe”

“compliation”

“i am caleb’s biggest #1 fan. i better be the only one too” “unless someone has a death wish”

“'excuse me while i just interject this flip’ 'don’t mind me, just coming thru”

“what does seokmin say when someone asks him who he is” “uh idk” “exactly. he says 'i dk’”

“seeing unwhitewashed skin isn’t a privilege, it’s a right - kt 2k17”

“before you left, you would look back dramatically and say: 'vernon, you weren’t her only svt bias’ and then you would leave”

“ITS SO TOASTY IN HERE IM LIVING CALEB WHO I HAVE MY HEATER WHO NEEDS BOIS”

“u hoe” “*bows* thats me, you called?”

“i was wondering… wen… you were gonna change ur icon again, i thought maybe in… jun?”

“that sweater looks like my foot when it’s fallen asleep”

“i guess i can’t be a hairdresser when i grow up”

“et tu, chanyeol?”

“im a qualified doctor. i could barely spell qualified”