Created this, my first real fanfic, and definitely the first time I've posted one! Caine is powerless in this AU, and everyone gets human tfs! Anyways, I'm looking for somewhere to post this whole thing so far properly, bc Tumblr doesn't have the proper word count!
TW: Crying, Caine loosing Powers, later NSFW, leg problems/pains, cane needed!!! Can't post anywhere with restrictions for these things, and I unfortunately cannot get a AO3 account either, so I'm kinda stuck lol :P
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1. The Shockwave headcanon makes me so happy I love themmmm
2. What are some of your favorite starscream or megastar hcs for your hf au?
Megatron is almost never clean shaven so he can weaponise his own stumble against Starscream, who has 'sensitive skin'
Starscream is an extremely accomplished pilot but put him in anything on the ground and he'll manage to mount the curb, run over a pedestrian, and hit a tree going less than 20
Megatron is bisexual, and Starscream hate hate HATED human Nightbird and her perfect DD tits that Megatron always lied about staring at (how can he not stare, Starscream, look at them!)
Starscream always forgets Megatron's birthday and one year he panics at the last minute over what to get him and let's Skywarp pierce his nipple as a 'surprise'. Which Megatron DID like, but he didn't get to play with it at all until almost two weeks after his actual birthday, when Starscream finally stopped slapping his hand away
Starscream waxes. Everything
There's a warrant out for Thundercracker's arrest in the state of Florida that he doesn't know about because when Starscream was 22 he used his brother's ID at a bar where he broke someone's hand for getting handsy with him
Spoon, do you think Human Starscream could fly a fighter jet?
I always write my humanformer Starscream as a pilot, so yes.
But if you were to turn Cybertronian Starscream into a human and put him into a jet? Also yes. He would fly that thing straight into the ground, killing himself instantly
(I wouldn't trust him to drive a mobility scooter without crashing tbh)
If all the transformers were suddenly to become human, would they all be female? π (reference to human!transformers fanarts and how that's generally the route they go for)
I mean, Hell yeah! Every human TF fan design I've seen looks great and the Decepticons in particular look AMAZING as women/ female presenting
Honestly though, since they're robots, they can be whatever the fuck we want them to be
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If anyone's been given the M!A and is having trouble thinking of a name for their Human Muse's counterpart, here's a list I made a while back you might find useful (apologies if your TF's not in there):