#hf headcanons

2. What are some of your favorite starscream or megastar hcs for your hf au?

Megatron is almost never clean shaven so he can weaponise his own stumble against Starscream, who has 'sensitive skin'

Starscream is an extremely accomplished pilot but put him in anything on the ground and he'll manage to mount the curb, run over a pedestrian, and hit a tree going less than 20

Megatron is bisexual, and Starscream hate hate HATED human Nightbird and her perfect DD tits that Megatron always lied about staring at (how can he not stare, Starscream, look at them!)

Starscream always forgets Megatron's birthday and one year he panics at the last minute over what to get him and let's Skywarp pierce his nipple as a 'surprise'. Which Megatron DID like, but he didn't get to play with it at all until almost two weeks after his actual birthday, when Starscream finally stopped slapping his hand away

Starscream waxes. Everything

And then never did that again. I fully believe the cape was Furno's own request.

"Hey zib what if i was like, batman?"

"Furno I cannot give you a cape."

Nex mentions in savage planet that he loves cake. And Zip makes parallels to food, like how the planet would desolve like chocolate powder in milk.

This means that canonically, the heroes are capable of eating in spite of the fact that they are built as robots.

My personal headcanon is that they Can eat, but only because consuming edible matter like that can function as an on the fly way to recharge their hero cores when they are unable to reach the tower for recharge.

What do you think?

I fully agree with this, 100%. Actually, no notes at all this is the perfect explanation and I accept it.

So then that begs the question- what's everyone's favorite snack?

Think about the sleep schedules of the Heroes?

Like I know for a fact that Furno is the mf to drink 15 red bulls, stay up all night and then proceed to spontaneously collapse at 1:27 PM when all the caffeine and shit wears off.

Preston Stormer has very high tired dad energy

He puts up with so much

Literally so much

Give him coffee and a good night's rest

Let Stormer tell his kids (aka, the rookies) stories of past missions on the holidays by a warm fire and a christmas tree

Let Breez make him an ugly Christmas sweater

Let him, Stringer, and Bulk have massive football parties and jump around screaming and cheering when the Makuhero City team wins

In short