Ā We are gathered here today to discuss my luck or lack thereof.
Ā I am not being over dramatic when I say that everything that can go wrong, will go wrong when youāre talking about me and my daily situations. I dont really know what happened tho, neither do I remember when it started, but I will let you know my earliest memory of me being a mess.
Ā It was my first birthday. As in, I was a baby, only breathing and living for about twelve months. Up until that point I guess I couldnt really mess up that bad. I needed help for a couple things. I think I had learnt how to walk maybe a couple months back and my parents say I was good at it. I never crawled actually, just went straight to homo erectus mode (do NOT quote me on this, I have ZERO knowledge on the evolutionary stages, I just wanted to add the word erectus to a post, sue me).
Ā My parents were throwing me a birthday party and at the house I lived at, at the time, there were two tiny steps to the main entrance door. Nothing too tall, nothing too concerning, especially for a kid who was walking up and down those stairs everyday. It was literally two steps, like, what could go wrong?
Ā So on the morning of my birthday party, according to my mom, I forgot those steps were there and just fell face flat on the concrete floor. I just, forgot the fucking steps. So I ended with scratches on my face, nothing too bad and nothing permanent, it didnt leave any physical scars. Or psychological ones, if that matters, I can barely remember falling down those steps.
What I do remember is walking around the party with a cloth on my head for some reason. I asked my mom about it and she showed me a photo from that dayĀ āYou didnt need it at all. You just decided you were going to walk around like that for the entire partyā.
Ā This is the story of how I tried to create a fashion trend.