Technoblade hairstyle idea
The dsmp fandom had a missed opportunity to give C!Techno pigtails and it wouldâve looked so cool đ

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Technoblade hairstyle idea
The dsmp fandom had a missed opportunity to give C!Techno pigtails and it wouldâve looked so cool đ

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Herbalist and Predator AU headcanons (g/t vore)
(safe vore: giant!philza, tiny!technoblade + tiny!sneegsnag) The whole story was about ~8k words, but I shortened it to 800 words to show the main events. So consider this as a short version of this au :D
TW: safe vore, willing vore (kinda), unwilling vore, swearing, mention digestation, fear of being digested.
Notes: I read somewhere that in an old version of English, there was a word 'hap', like 'to hap on smb.', which meant 'to accidentally meet someone'. And when I was thinking of an abbreviation or a short tag for my au, the name HAP AU sounded funny in my head. Because it fits this story. And now you'll find out why.
So let's get started!
The world is built at the level of the Middle Ages. Techno is an aspiring healer and renowned herbalist. He earned money by selling hand-made herbal medicines. Practicing both traditional medicine and techniques he had read in foreign books. Which were quite expensive.
So most of his earnings were spent on research and new books. And overall he was satisfied with his life, but he wouldn't mind some extra money. Because he was getting tired of dealing with visitors. And he just wants to do his own things alone.
One of the sleepless nights, his old friend â a professional thief and rascal, Sneegsnag, comes to his doorstep. Who offers him quick money, namely to find an ancient artifact. Thanks to the Sneegâs persuasion and the temptation of quick money, Techno reluctantly agrees.
They faced difficulties and dangers inside an ancient tomb, where a reward awaited them. Eventually, they had to split up in order to escape alive. Techno 'got lucky' and escaped with the artifact in his hands, but he stumbled (kinda cartoon movement but still funny).
And Techno watched in horror as the artifact fell into the mouth of the damn sleeping naga man! The naga instinctively swallowed it and continued sleeping!
The Mark
Chapter One: Tomorrow
Ayup mates, little note here, this new AU is very inspired by a YouTuber by the name of Ian Boggs who Iâd highly recommend to check out. If youâre curious about any aspects of this au I implore you to spam my ask box as much as youâd like, Iâll happily answer :)
Anyways enjoy the fic! The warning are below :D
Tw: slight vore mention(?), mysterious disappearances, and fear.
WC: 1140
A Broken Promise
 Day 3! Weâve got a bit of a villains au with this one so I hope you enjoy it!
Warnings: Betrayal, broken trust, a bit of dark SBI, fear, panic, mention of death and guns
Summary: Tommy is found by the villain Siren and grows to trust him. That trust is soon broken.
Word Count: 1578
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 Wilbur had promised.
 He had promised.
 All that time ago, when Tommy had first been found, not by Wilbur, but by Siren, the man had promised he would never use his powers on him.
 Back then, Tommy had witnessed first hand how powerful Sirenâs ability was. The villain had been breaking into a lab, the lab that Tommy happened to be captive in. The villain, as Tommy learned later on, had initially been there to take some equipment and blueprints. The lab itself was run by the hero corporation, so it made sense that Siren wanted to try and steal some things from them.
 Tommy had witnessed Siren using his powers on the guards and scientists of the place. On a few, ones that Tommy knew didnât have any powers, Siren simply told them to sleep. On others, he told them to jump out the window. And when a leftover guard pointed a gun at him, Siren told him to shoot himself instead.
 Tommy had only just managed to turn away in time but the gunshot had still rung in his ears. And it did nothing to block out the sound of the now limp body hitting the floor. He hadnât been able to hold back a whimper at the noises and when silence overcame the room, Tommy looked up to see the human staring right at him.
Family Bonding
Notes: Thank you anon for this prompt! This one is pure fluff for yâall, hopefully it makes up for the angst I gave yâall a few days ago. It was such a cute prompt. Sorry about how long it took for this request to be answered (itâs been in the inbox for a bit now, whoops-) but itâs done now! I hope you enjoy your sleepy bois content. The only thing I regret is not having enough Phil in here but you get plenty of brother interactions so that should make up for it.
If you told Tommy that an already existing family would adopt him as one of their own out of nowhere, he wouldâve said it was unlikely. If you told him that a human family would adopt him at first sight, he wouldâve called you insane.
But looking at his current situation, it was definitely not impossible. From his position in Philâs hands, he got a front row seat of Wilbur and Techno, his new brothers, arguing over who got to hang out with Tommy today. He was adopted into this family only a few weeks ago after being caught trying to steal a bagel that was left on the counter. He still refuses to admit to this day that it was a horrible idea to steal a bagel from a human in the first place though.Â
But because of his attempted bagel snatching, a stunned Wilbur saw him trying to drag a bagel bigger than himself across the counter. Wilbur refuses to admit that he screamed and ran as soon as he saw Tommy, but he did. Then, when Phil came into the kitchen to take care of what he assumed to be a spider, only to find the tiny child still attempting to drag the bagel to his hole in the wall, he promptly adopted Tommy into their little family. Wilbur surprisingly warmed up to him very quickly despite the whole incident of their first meeting. Techno adopted him as his brother as soon as he saw Tommy, but he wonât admit that either.
At least, until moments like these. Phil was absolutely done with his boysâ arguing over who got to hang out with their new little brother. This was getting old very fast. But Tommyâs ego was only growing as they argued over who got to hang out with him.Â
âBoys!â Wilbur and Techno instantly stopped their bickering and looked towards Phil with wide eyes. Tommy had to stifle the laughter that was threatening to surface from the look of pure shock and guilt on both of their faces. Phil brought his free hand up to his face and pinched his nose with a sigh.
âJust get along with each other and hang out with your brother together. I need a couple of hours to myself without you little monsters disturbing me. If anyone comes to me whining, you are going to deep clean the whole house.â
âOk, dad!â
âSure, whatever⌠But I get to hold Tommy first.â
âNow wait a damn minute, Tech-â Wilbur paused as he glanced towards Phil, who looked like he was about to strangle someone. He gulped. âYou know what? Go ahead.â
Techno had a triumphant smirk on his face as he walked towards Phil. He held out his hands for Tommy to climb onto, which Tommy quickly scrambled onto.Â
As soon as Tommy situated himself onto Technoâs hands, Techno turned around and moved towards his room with Wilbur trailing after him. Wilbur closed the door behind them to keep privacy, despite knowing that their dad wasnât planning on disturbing them anytime soon.
Though, it may have been more to preserve their diginties.
As soon as the door was shut, both humans let out a sigh of relief and flopped backwards onto the bed, Techno taking extra care to make sure Tommy wasnât too jostled in the process. Tommy however, did not care in the slightest and laughed as he fell on top of Technoâs chest.
As Tommy finally decided to move himself around on Technoâs chest, Wilbur quickly propped himself up just enough so that he could see his tiny brother. He found himself smiling softly as Tommy tried to stand and promptly fell down. Wilbur had to stop himself from cooing at Tommy, especially since he realized how upset Tommy gets. And then he stopped his thoughts for a moment and realized he didnât care because Tommyâs little tantrums were cute.
And so Wilbur had no more reservations and cooed softly as Tommy kept trying to stand up on Technoâs chest.
Tommy glared at Wilbur before returning right to his task of trying to stand while on his brotherâs chest. Techno propped his head up to look at his brother to see what he was doing due to the light touches on his chest.
He had to stifle his laughter as he saw Tommy fumbling around and trying to stand up. Unfortunately for Tommy, he was only able to stifle the laughter from coming out audibly. Instead, Technoâs chest began to rumble with unheard laughter, further knocking Tommy off of his feet.
Neither human could stop themselves from smiling when Tommy toppled over with an annoyed shout. He turned himself around to stare at both of them to the best of his ability so he could give them a hard glare. It only took a few seconds before he began laughing at the silliness of the situation, prompting Wilbur and Techno to join in once again.
âYou two suck.â
âAw, we love you too, Toms.â Wilbur gave Tommy a teasing smile and got himself a tongue stuck out right back at him. He snorted at his little brotherâs childish behavior.
The three of them laid there in a comfortable silence for a few minutes. The moment didnât last very long however because Tommy was restless and wanted the attention back on him.Â
He began fidgeting on top of Techno again, making the said man groan.
âWilbur, take the gremlin. I canât take it anymore.â Wilbur laughed at his twin before moving his hands towards Tommy and scooping him up. Tommy didnât offer any resistance, instead opting to wrap his arms around one of Wilburâs fingers. Wilbur raised an eyebrow at the action.
âTommy? What are you- TOMMY NO!â Wilbur quickly moved his other hand underneath his other hand to prevent anything bad from happening. Tommy however, was laughing his ass off while hanging from the finger he had latched onto. Apparently he thought it would be hilarious to attempt to dangle from Wilburâs hand. Wilbur did not think so.
At Wilburâs shout, Techno bolted upright and looked at Wilburâs hands with wide eyes. Once he processed the situation playing out before him he began laughing uncontrollably. Wilbur sent his brother a quick glare before turning his attention back to getting Tommy back onto his hand. It was actually really difficult when the boy kept swinging himself around and using Wilburâs hand as a jungle gym.
Meanwhile, Tommy was having the time of his life. He was laughing along with Techno as he swung around to avoid Wilburâs attempts at fixing his position. It was rather easy for him to swing around like this due to his borrowing experiences. This was all second nature to him. It was a bonus to scare Wilbur whilst doing this.
âTommy please. Oh god- Techno, stop laughing. This is serious. Tommy. I donât need you falling, please-â
Tommy laughed once more as he flipped himself back onto Wilburâs palm. Wilbur sighed in relief as soon as Tommy was safely on his hand once more.Â
Tommy glanced over at Techno, who was now over his bout of laughter. Tommy had to smile softly at the fact Techno was laughing that hard in the first place. He found out very quickly that Techno did not express his emotions outwardly much at all, he was very reserved when it came to feelings. So Tommy felt a happy warmth flow through him as he realized Techno felt comfortable enough to laugh like that around him.
â-couldâve at least tried to help! You just sat there and laughed!â Tommy suddenly tuned back in from his thoughts to hear Wilbur complaining about Technoâs lack of help. Techno let out an amused snort.
âNah. It was more fun watching you scramble to save him every time he moved.â Techno smirked as Wilbur began throwing out a mess of angry words at the statement.
Tommy enjoyed this. It was nice having a family like this. The bickering, the shenanigans, the laughter. Tommy enjoyed it all. Yea, he used to have his biological parents years ago and they were a small, tight-knit family, but all borrower families split up eventually. It just makes borrowing easier.
But now that he was adopted by Phil, he had another family. He had his brothers who loved him with their entire beings.
He really enjoyed the attention too. And the bickering between Wilbur and Techno that was currently going on.
âYou suck, Techno. I hope you know that.â
âYea, yea, sure. Whatever you say, nerd.â Wilbur stuck his tongue out at Techno. Tommy couldnât help but laugh at them, drawing their attention away from each other and onto himself. He stopped laughing abruptly as he saw them both adopt a suspicious looking grin.
âAw, Toms, we didnât forget about you, did we, Techno?â Technoâs grin grew a touch wider.
âNope, in fact I think someone may deserve some tickles.â Tommyâs eyes widened and he immediately began to try and jump out of Wilburâs hand with a shriek. He thought he was in the clear when all of a sudden Technoâs hand shot out to grab him.
He shrieked as Techno pulled Tommy closer to himself and began poking him in the sides. Tommy instantly began screeching with laughter while attempting to stop the attacking finger. He wasnât able to stop Techno as he continued with his onslaught of tickles.
âTechno! Please, Tech-NO!â He continued to laugh as Techno finally began to slow down on his attack. A minute later his laughter had died down enough for him to give Techno a hard glare from the manâs hand.
âYouâre an ass.â
âHeh. Whatever. You deserved it.â
Tommy began to pout but quickly broke into laughter after trying to give Techno another false glare. Techno grinned and rubbed Tommyâs hair with his finger as Wilbur smiled at the current interaction between the other two.
Tommy was glad to be a part of this family, despite the teasing and occasional arguments. And he knew that Wilbur and Techno felt the exact same as him. He was home.

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Can we mayhaps have some more headcanons about Borrower/Shrunken!Tommy and Human(or as human as a pig can be)!Techno? Or human Tommy and Giant! Techno? Idk, just â¨themâ¨
Techno is a very protective older brother
In the shrunken au- Techno actually captures a witch so he can get his hands in one of the potions. He may not know much about alchemy,but he'll study them as much as possible if it'll help his brother
"Welcome home Theseus..." Techno says softly as he carries his tiny brother home, safe from the snow.
Tommy wants a cat. Techno says no.
Tommy can and WILL ride one Max's back (the dog in Techno's army)- much to Techno's worry, that he won't admit to-
"Philza!!!" "Techno, why is Tommy 4 inches tall?"
Giant Techno- definitely keep the walls around L'manburg then to keep him out
Giant Techno can and has destroyed Manburg through just stomping on things and crushing them with his hands
After finding out what happened to Tommy, a giant Techno would definitely kidnap and keep trapped a human Dream- but Tommy doesn't have to know about that-
Human!Techno: who's been getting into my stuff?
Human!Techno, while having a borrowerinnit trapped under a cup: Y O U
Because of Dream borrowerinnit is very uncomfortable with small spaces- after being manhandled, trapped in bottles, forced into pockets, and squeezed like a stress ball, borrowerinnit tends to avoid small spaces-
This does not boad over well when he's with Techno and one day when Dream suddenly visits he finds himself trapped under a cup by Techno with little to no explanation-
Borrowerinnit is like a cat- in the sense that he will randomly get in the way of anything you (or Techno) is trying to do
Borrowerinnit wants to see the outside world. Techno buys a hat. Everyone is confused as to why they can't see him take off the hat.
"Build a girlfriend" Barbie doll (or Polly Pocket doll, your choice)
"Hey Techno, I didn't take you for the type to buy a doll house?" "Oh- Dream- uh, yeah. Just dolls going in here-"
Borrowerinnit orders human!Techno to buy him a house.
I really like the giant Techno idea but I can't think of more-
New AUs (human!philza + borrower!tehcnoblade and human!technoblade + sizeshifter!philza)
Hello everyone! Now pls, hear me out :D I love happy endings, but! I wanted to try writing something dark and/or angst. And I hope I succeeded. So :]
The first au will be oneshot. Imagine the concept of a borrower living in your house, but you think it's an evil household spirit (in a pagan sense). So Phil will have time to worry before the truth is revealed.
The second au has something in common with the first au. But it'll be more complicated, and it probably won't be a oneshot. It'll be based on East Slavic mythology, where Philza is a sizeshifter spirit that protects the house (which Techno moved to). He's invisible to humans, and I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing for Techno. In any case, it's scary. I'll publish a excerpt about this au, which may not be canon, but it'll show how the au will work. If someone likes the vibe, I'll just develop this story from the beginning. (I've already started, but if I publish this, I need to make some adjustments) So it'll look like a 'situation' that could happen in this au. Anyway, I'll publish this in the near days, hopefully tomorrow or the day after.
Thank you for your attention, and be nice :D Have a good day/night guys!
Phil Becomes Dad
 Okay, so I know I said that the next story would be the one that was voted for but that one is taking a bit longer than I thought. I wrote this story back in january and I decided to polish it up a bit and post it.Â
 Itâs based off a post but I canât seem to find it or remember whoâs it was but it was about a borrower Phil helping a human Tommy, Techno, and Wilbur do better at life. If you know the post, please let me know!
Summary: Phil has grown attached to the three human boys who have just moved in. He also notices how bad at normal living things they are, so he decides to do something about it.
Warnings: Slight fear
Word Count: 1584
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 The new home Phil had just moved into was occupied by three fairly young humans. From what Phil had gathered from passing conversations, Wilbur and Techno were the eldest and only 2 minutes apart and Tommy was the youngest. They all referred to themselves as brothers although Phil doubted they were all actually blood related.
 They were all...interesting, to say the least.
 Okay, to be fair, Phil did find them all absolutely hilarious. He had to stop himself from laughing out loud multiple times in order to not be caught. But the humans were also a bit lackluster in the âlifeâ department.
 Basically, the humans didnât know how to take care of themselves properly.
 All of them stayed up way past what was healthy (although Techno seemed to be the worst out of all of them, sometimes not even going to sleep), they barely cleaned the house they lived in (which, really, Phil shouldnât be complaining about since it made borrowing easier but it was still disgusting), and Phil knew for a fact that there was no sign of anything healthy in the kitchen. The humans tended to eat a strict diet of fast food and chips.
 Phil shouldnât care, he couldnât really afford to. He was a borrower and borrowers werenât supposed to be seen. Let alone try and insert themselves into a human's life to try and fix their bad habits. Who knows what would happen to him if he let himself be known. He shouldnât even be thinking about this in the first place.
 But he was, and Phil was having a hard time understanding why.
 Had he really grown a soft spot for these humans over the course of the last month?