#hs86

well that was something

i mean, i dont like AG that much but then again im lowkey predicting people will just call them out on their bullshit and say “listen mate, youre not doing much here and nobody really fucking cares just play the goddamn game and shut it with your superiority complex” and i cannot wait for that moment where AG just sulks and goes:

Wait? Your Kitkat? This was the guy that everyone absolutely loves?

okay so terezi has blue and tavros has brown blood??

do

do they have the blood color that they text in wtf guys

you dont see us humans all just texting in red

omg wait, so karkat really does have cement in his veins wow

also do the trolls think the kids have blood colors associated with their text too then?

huh

and saggy tits is lurking

KANAYA????

alright, well, she does look badass but if shes doing what i think shes doing, im not too sure how much homestuck will hold back in showing us the process

and uh hello you

you um

oh no

oooooh nooo

tavros, ive heard your rapping once and thats enough for me. you’re a good kid, deserve the world, my respect for you grew a ton after this session, but there’s some things i cannot do for ya. and that includes listening to another rap, and especially one with gamzee of all people

holy shit ngl tho thats a hell of a next session to witness

SO, we found out kanaya likes chainsaws but we’ve been knew, what i mean is that she uses the very chainsaw ON tavros to get these kickass metal legs. he’s gonna be unstoppable at that point. badass bitch, im telling you. i mean good for him but i cant lie to you, the more i think about it, the more im thinking that shit must have hurted. imagine him just waking up with no legs and just goes into constant regret for a while until he pops some new ones on.

also dude’s got brown blood. whack. lowkey now very transparent in theory, because it seems that the trolls text with their blood color (im presuming????) which yeah in hindsight is obvious the more i think about it, but i need more info on the whole blood thing. cause how is it classified? does every troll have a specific different blood color? is the blood based on the zodiac in which you were born under?? IDK

all i know is that karkat has cement clogged in his circulatory system

uhhh we got a small continuation of tavros’ weird ass pokemon game at the beginning that disturbed me but lets not talk about that because id rather not be reminded, tho can i say, his lusus is adorable, but that vena cava bitch may not be

and finally? AG. we got ourselves a new character

well, technically we did get a PREVIEW of that one guy who likes staring and making robots, but that was small saggy tits we dont need speak of him yet

rather, we actually conversed with AG. i mean... theyre a bully, im not gonna deny the fact. they called tavros useless, an imbecile and taunted how he couldnt use his legs and how their team would win (even tho sollux refused to even fucking TOUCH the game so the chance?? is very low??). but, in my eyes at least, its lowkey a weak approach. if someones all talk, you can tell. and AG seems to be that. however, they do seem to pester tavros on the daily. i dont think i like them as a person, because id rather tavros not go through that shit (hopefully he doesnt take their words to heart) but then again, they’re also just a classic mean person who is probably just so insecure they take it out on others. pretending they hate everything/everyone but will eventually get called out on their bullshit in the future and then bitch and moan the whole session because nobody seems to have taken them seriously which is where their superiority complex starts to fade

and?? thats it?? gooooood lord

next session will be something lemme tell you, rapping with the boyys

sometimes i like to think about how you all, as homestucks, have just lived with this knowledge as if its normal and a common occurrence like “ah thats just homestuck for you”