session 86 end
oh no
oooooh nooo
tavros, ive heard your rapping once and thats enough for me. you’re a good kid, deserve the world, my respect for you grew a ton after this session, but there’s some things i cannot do for ya. and that includes listening to another rap, and especially one with gamzee of all people
holy shit ngl tho thats a hell of a next session to witness
SO, we found out kanaya likes chainsaws but we’ve been knew, what i mean is that she uses the very chainsaw ON tavros to get these kickass metal legs. he’s gonna be unstoppable at that point. badass bitch, im telling you. i mean good for him but i cant lie to you, the more i think about it, the more im thinking that shit must have hurted. imagine him just waking up with no legs and just goes into constant regret for a while until he pops some new ones on.
also dude’s got brown blood. whack. lowkey now very transparent in theory, because it seems that the trolls text with their blood color (im presuming????) which yeah in hindsight is obvious the more i think about it, but i need more info on the whole blood thing. cause how is it classified? does every troll have a specific different blood color? is the blood based on the zodiac in which you were born under?? IDK
all i know is that karkat has cement clogged in his circulatory system
uhhh we got a small continuation of tavros’ weird ass pokemon game at the beginning that disturbed me but lets not talk about that because id rather not be reminded, tho can i say, his lusus is adorable, but that vena cava bitch may not be
and finally? AG. we got ourselves a new character
well, technically we did get a PREVIEW of that one guy who likes staring and making robots, but that was small saggy tits we dont need speak of him yet
rather, we actually conversed with AG. i mean... theyre a bully, im not gonna deny the fact. they called tavros useless, an imbecile and taunted how he couldnt use his legs and how their team would win (even tho sollux refused to even fucking TOUCH the game so the chance?? is very low??). but, in my eyes at least, its lowkey a weak approach. if someones all talk, you can tell. and AG seems to be that. however, they do seem to pester tavros on the daily. i dont think i like them as a person, because id rather tavros not go through that shit (hopefully he doesnt take their words to heart) but then again, they’re also just a classic mean person who is probably just so insecure they take it out on others. pretending they hate everything/everyone but will eventually get called out on their bullshit in the future and then bitch and moan the whole session because nobody seems to have taken them seriously which is where their superiority complex starts to fade
and?? thats it?? gooooood lord
next session will be something lemme tell you, rapping with the boyys
till then :)
