get ready for a fucking ride. strap in motherfuckers. nothing exactly exciting at first glance. he keeps a black silicone battery case, and a worn phone that he doesn’t plan on changing soon despite the battery dipping every chance it can get. it’s grown on him and much like feeling maternal over something, he likes his dumb device a little too much to upgrade. it holds memories, whatever that might be.

TEXT MESSAGES

ah. y’know the classic saga of drama in his life. he keeps a black lock screen, but a light appearance in apps. as much as he is a avid and long texter, recently it hasn’t been something he wants to keep up. a steady decline in disposition after not getting someone-thing he wants, leaves him feeling a bit cornered. he doesn’t exactly want to share his thoughts or have anyone know about them either. so a bad habit is so spiral, distance himself which is why his texts are so short nowadays.

his and @glitzglamx last conversation leaves a lot to be desired in his humble opinion and has gone back and forth on deleting it and recovering it. he should just delete it for good, maybe even block her again just like old times. but he hasn’t. can’t bring himself too.

his and @br3tz last text could also be described of being a lot to be desired too, it’s a simple pin of location. now comes the hard part of him rearranging his thoughts and feelings. for him, in person seems the best way to do it. thus, him dropping his location too late in the night for meg and simply just that.

him and @he1lhound , @mcdmanx, @svageking group chat. always loud and barking up a damn storm in there 🐕 HISSSS DAWGGGGGSSS FOOOOOOR REAAAAAL. but it’s also used for personal things between them, like finlay’s urge to jump ship and run off into the sunset to get married (hopefully in a dress) and for gabe and clark to worry and declare they will be seeing their boy drilla very soon.

FACETIMES

a worst habit created, he loves calling @br3tz whenever they are away from each other. he feels like he can talk and watch her on his screen for hours at a time. whether it be her showing off new things she brought, bath time for pup, or anything else, drilla is tuned in 100%.

like a horrible case of separation anxiety, whenever he is with one dawg he has to bug more and who better to but then his cowboy ( @he1lhound ) with his boy @mcdmanx this is pretty common with any of the dawgs fair warning, or who knows maybe you’ll get a surprise call by gabster and big d.

INSTA STORIES

whether it be out partying, alone or not he enjoys photographic evidence of it. and even more so when it’s something his boys are doing that he can put on blast. thus, @he1lhound being his victim most times.

MUSIC

his taste of any music is widespread and not easy to pinpoint. he could be listening to rock one second, then rap, then anything classic. you just never fucking know what he might be putting on. he likes to try everything once before knocking it, so he is open to music suggestions all the time. he is the kind of guy to attribute songs to people.

GALLERY

his most resents are something. mostly himself but a few interesting stand outs. notable that @remich4r snuck in there, screenshots of her instagram because as much as drilla finds her odd, something is sticking and that might not be a good thing for either of them. next is @glitzglamx which he should NOT have but he does, it’s hard for him to make any excuses on that. what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. of course him and @mcdmanx because there’s no way that not one of his boy’s would be up there. then of course, special someone @br3tz because how could you not have her in your camera roll? gorgeous and infectious smile, bonus in red and showing off? yeah, he’s treasuring that one.

here are her recent texts...

her saved photos she loves dearly...

songs that give her harmony...

as you can see, alessa’s phone isn’t exactly organized. she says she wants to do a refresh and delete things that are not worth keeping ( this is literally on her to-do list in her notes app ) but it seems like she never does it whether it’s because she’s busy or because she secretly doesn’t want to get rid of it. in a way, she’s kind of hoarding useless stuff. there’s this thing where alessa will feel “good” about deleting something that had no value to her but she immediately regrets it. it’s almost as if alessa feels like she didn’t think about it much when that’s not the case. i’ll give a more in depth on what her search history and notes app looks like.

her search history isn’t too crazy but it’s so random and out of pocket. it’s mostly how to-do’s searches since there are times where there’s something she needs help with for her craftsmanship. yes, she’s a professional at it but sometimes she needs a little help every now and then. you can also find her going to fa.nfic.net but immediately erases her search history once she’s done rereading a fanfic she adored from 2015 and hopes for the author to update it even though she knows it’s not getting updated. she’ll go to look up the most niche and odd things. you expect to see her go to chanel’s website? yeah, she’s will but she’ll most likely judge the styles of each bag with a rating and her opinion except it’s rare she does that. she’ll probably end up in some forum where alessa will get too invested in and falls into a rabbit hole then get into an argument on reddit.

she doesn’t really search a lot if i’m being honest. alessa is the type of person who just wings it and will learn the hard way even though it’s normal for her. it’s part of her routine when it comes to using her phone. alessa talks to pretty much everyone and doesn’t mind it. though most of the time, her phone is on do not disturb on weekends. the only few people who can get to her is @bladerunncr , @glitzglamx , @dcvilette , and @alxshelleys since they’re on her emergency contact list who can call her and she’ll be able to hear a notification from them.

notes that are either depressing or refreshing...

her notes app is actually a mixture of depressing and endearing. it goes way back to 2014 since that’s when she got her first “real” phone aka the iphone 6 ( she still has it but it’s hidden somewhere in her box of memories including her old phone was a burner one ). as i mentioned, alessa is kind of a hoarder when it comes to stuff. especially if it comes to electronics and such. anyway, let’s move onto her notes she has written over the last decade.

you’ll find a list of wrestlers she’s worked with in the past or the present whether they’re from njpw/stardom, cmll, and a few indies. her list is up to date but still keeps the old one so she can look back at it. alessa jokingly refers to it as the “death note” ( her nerd ass really loves that anime ). except she sees it as something she holds sacred and not some list because some of the wrestlers on there are very important to her and part of her journey where she designed their gears and saw them as people who saw potential in her when no one else did.

here's some examples what her notes looks. some of them are old and recent. the examples from the bottom go from depressing to silly to being annoyed. there's a few lists that have to deal with her clients, groceries, stuff she needs to order, and so much more but has a hard time keeping up even if she has those journals where you write down what you need to do. her mind is constantly thinking and never really taking a break. almost as if her mind is on autopilot. it's kind of a unique she doesn't really stop thinking and comes up with ideas and such. that's one of my favorite things about alessa. she just keeps going and letting the wind take her wherever she ends to be. and yes, there's a few notes where alessa has talked shit about a few wrestlers that annoy her. she knows she can't say them out loud because there's a chance she'll get into a fight and will probably have to pay a fine.

Most basic looking phone ever. newest model but it's just is, with those very fancy expensive cases that aren't needed but he can afford it so why not? He isn't really an open book and he rarely uses his phone but as of recently it's been more into use because of @poppindawgs . Say thank you Trent!

TEXT MESSAGES 

Despite his very aloof and snobby attitude in real life, he is quite playful with his texts. He is a playful person in general he just rarely shows it unless he actually likes you. Or maybe tolerates you. He is also a long texter too when he feels like it, and actually loves sending you random messages out of the blew.

His and @poppindawgs messages are usually playful and sweet. No more bickering! As of recently with the deceleration for a new place, surprising Okada has made it his mission to get right on it and is even traveling on foot with appointments to see homes. Scandalous, is he really that head over heels? Bonus, he can see one of Okada’s habits is that he hates photographing his face, and usually only catches a corner of it. Not really hates, just doesn’t see the point of it most times. Old school.

His and @cj-jackson messages are of him usually wiping them clean before some random day or night he is texting him something pretty random. Usually in the spirits of picking on him. Okada think’s Cj looks like a sad cat thus him sending many cat pictures that look like him when he finds them.

His and @monecollector messages are usually not the greatest as of recently, or if theres even any at all. He tries to be civil, but he tend to hold onto things and one of those being the way Mercedes tends to make him feel. Thus, the empty log most times. It changed though since she came back, y’know, for old times sake.

FACETIMES

He is constantly on call with @poppindawgs whenever he can be. Lovesick or whatever. Plus, he has to show him the new places he is seeing, or he is showing something else off. Sometimes he just wants to see his doggies too, whatever it might be, Okada is always going to pick up.

He and Taichi are besties, and while they don’t talk often—when they do it’s for hours on end. Taichi loves videocalling and while Okada protests sometimes…he will always pick up. Especially if it means he is getting to hear drama either from Taichi’s life or someone around him.

He and Nakamura’s face times are short, separated on months at a time. But they are there. And old habits die hard when it comes to some people. Right?  

CAMERA

Despite not taking selfies of his face, he tends to only do it when it’s with people he cares about and wants a memento of. Other times, people around him tend to steal his phone or he asks them to take his picture. Who? You make your own guesses on that. Most of time’s it’s just silly things, including the time he was in the snow for no reason in only his gear???

MUSIC

Widespread taste but he tends to only stick to the music he knows then expanding to newer stuff most times. As long as it’s dramatic, he will be playing it while driving or working out. He rarely listens to music outside of that unless he is in a funk. He tries not the associate songs with people but, old habits die hard.

LOCKSCREEN + MAIL

Basic lockscreen. He always likes it clear, simply because the photo is endearing to him. An old picture of him and Trent back on the day. Mail is used frequently and curtsy to @lessastyles bugging him about his gear back in the day. Still happens now but he tends to ignore those.

GALLERY + MEMORIES

In Okada’s recents, there is obviously no selfies. Instead it scattered with people and house hunting. Notable mentions would be @cj-jackson ‘s selfie when he stole Okada’s phone once. Pictures of @poppindawgs or anything associated with him like his puppy, smoking, and grabbing. So many house tours and plans, burger, wine, and last and very least, a selfie he screenshotted or @monecollector . Why? Better left unsaid.

His time capsule is basically memories over the years and honestly, why he keeps his phone in the first place. So many memories, so many people, so many places. These are the things he cherishes. It’s a blast for him to look back on them and see what new feelings they invoke when he sees them again.

RECENT SEARCHES

she's had the same instagram since high school, the names changed a few times, remicharlotte, to remrem, to remibabyxx, now remich4r for the aesthetic. never had a finsta because she thought that shit was corny (just post what you wanna post, optics be damned). she never saw the need to separate her personal insta from work, it's one in the same to her ... her work is her life, and she's proud of it ... and so what if she wants to make her high school enemies jealous? that's girlhood.

remi's more of a facetime gal; she's not against texting, but she's always out and about or cleaning the apartment... so facetime calls while her phone is on the island, as she does various things, are ideal. she will only text regularly back @notactuallygambit and the work group chat. her phone is either dead or charging; there's not a world in which her phone is at 100%

remi's music choice is typical for her age and location. she grew up in NYC, and now resides in florida. she loves rap, r&b, dance tunes. her favorite artist changes depending on her mood. frank ocean is definitely up there, but her playlists are more filled with the music that she wouldn't want people knowing that she streams, like hoobastank, and cavetown. she loves a concert, she loves being around happy people who loves the things she loves.

kicking   things   off   is   actually   quite   the   disappointment   at   first   glance   because   while   you   would   expect   something   fun,   at   the   very   least,   it   doesn’t   look   that   way.   aesthetically   speaking,   it   seemed   like   a   very   basic   phone.   the   lock   and   the   home   screen   wallpaper   hasn’t   even   been   bothered   to   be   changed   since   the   phone   was   first   purchased   —   which,   given   its   immaculate   state,   doesn’t   seem   to   have   been   that   long   ago.   it’s   also   the   latest   iphone   model.   a   pro   max   version   too.   but   let’s   talk   about   what’s   inside.

starting   off   with   the   messages;   everything   looks   exactly   the   way   that   you   would   expect.   literal   walls   and   walls   of   gray,   mostly,   with   a   few   chunks   of   green   or   blue   thrown   in   there   every   now   and   then   depending   on   which   chat   you’re   looking   through.   he   doesn’t   seem   that   much   of   a   texter,   or   maybe   there’s   a   reason   in   particular   why   he   never   seems   to   answer   his   mother,   despite   the   fact   that   she   seems   to   send   a   copious   amount   of   texts   every   so   often   and   not   to   mention   the   number   of   times   her   name   appears   on   the   list   of   missed   calls.   ridiculous.

at   least   he   seems   to   put   in   much   more   use   of   his   phone   in   phone   calls.   there   is   a   good   amount   of   calls   there   to   tony   khan,   and   a   few   other   guys   in   the   business.   and   judging   by   a   few   of   the   voicemail,   like   that’s   all   there   is   to.   much   to   the   surprise   of   absolutely   no   one.

moving   on,   there   are   a   bunch   of   notifications   from   twitter   that   just   keep   on   coming   even   as   i’m   trying   to   go   through   other   things,   but   that’s   not   a   surprise,   and   neither   is   the   fact   that   that   particular   app   was   right   on   the   first   page   and   so   easily   reachable   and   accessible.   but   again,   not   surprising.

next   is   the   camera   roll,   which   is   a   complete   mess,   but   a   good   one   if   you’re   willing   to   ignore   all   of   the   —   and   i   do   mean   endless   and   unnecessary   amount   —   screen   shots,   random   wrestling   pictures   pulled   from   the   Internet,   and   pictures   of   wrestling   matches   taken   from   a   viewing   on   the   tv   screen.   there’s   a   great   variety   of   things   —   some   of   them   rated   r,   but   we   won’t   talk   about   those.   a   good   mix   of   selfies,   workout   videos,   immediately   followed   by   a   few   post   workout   pictures,   pictures   of   —   and   a   few   with   —   violet,   his   mom   and   dad,   sisters,   so   many   of   piper.   below   are   just   a   few   of   the   highlights.

he’s   got   a   few   notes   in   that   app   that   seem   like   just   things   for   him   to   use   in   future   episodes   of   dynamite   perhaps?   fortunately,   i’m   decent   enough   not   to   reveal   all   that   to   the   public.   i   will,   however,   reveal   the   titles   of   said   notes,   and   those   include;   promo   ideas,   list   of   insults,   things   to   accomplish,   shit   people   have   said   about   me.   the   letter   actually   seems   like   a   bunch   of   receipts   screenshotted   from   various   social   media   platforms   in   which   someone   has   made   some   kind   of   comment   about   him.   probably   to   fuel   him   and   his   need   to   hold   grudges.

let’s   go   to   the   internet   browser   and   see   what   we   can   find.   pulls   straight   to   google.   some   searches,   i’m   guessing.   let’s   see   some   of   the   most   recent’s   and   give   you   a   few   highlights;   can   stress   give   you   gray   hair,   best   custom   suit   makers   in   new   york,   net   worth   calculator,   synonyms   for   mediocre,   how   to   stop   overthinking.

what’s   left?   that’s   right,   last   but   not   least,   music!   let’s   see   what   we   can   find   here.

there’s   rap,   rap,   some   more   rap,   sprinkled   then   with   a   few   —   very   few   —   instances   of   metallica.   a   strange   combination,   but   i   get   it.   among   the   list   of   the   most   recently   played   are   also   artists   like   drake,   kanye   west,   jay   z,   50   cent,   j   cole,   the   notorious   big,   nas,   lil   wayne.

above   is   one   of   the   most   recent,   to   provide   a   more   visual   understanding.