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Gryffindor: Hey, where did Slytherin go?

Ravenclaw: I dunno, am I supposed to keep track of that doof?

Hufflepuff: *bursts through the door* SLYTHERIN IS CLIMBING UNSTABLE TREES AGAIN

Gryffindor and Ravenclaw: *dashing out the door* GOD DAMMIT THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK

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Dolores Umbridge: “Educational Decree No. 31: Boys and girls are not permitted to be within eight inches of each other.”

Draco Malfoy:

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Did anyone else, for some reason, think that Regulus was older than Sirius? And that he was like 40 or something??

Idk I'm thinking maybe it was the films and the casting of Gary that made me forget they were all young as hell

I just realized that Regulus was only 18 when died!? I'm reeling! What the fuck...

the houses as things i do in the spring

Slytherin: stepping in puddles. leaving your window cracked all the time because there's something refreshing about spring. putting your umbrella down and letting the warm rain soak you, knowing that summer is getting close. stargazing on clear nights

Ravenclaw: doodling patterns on steamy glass, especially on long car rides. going for morning jogs because it's warm enough to be outside that early but cold enough that you wont have a heat stroke. sitting in half priced bookstores reading nooks exactly where the sun hits. listening to the birds chirp with a smile when you wake up.

Hufflepuff: picnics in the park. switching from piping-hot lattes to iced coffee because you don't need the extra warmth anymore. picking dandelions and making wishes. enjoying hazy Saturday mornings with old cartoons. sitting on the porch to watch the rain pour down, knowing that you're safe beneath the awning, wrapped in a blanket

Gryffindor: immediately swapping boots for flip flops, even when it's chilly, because it's finally spring. going on walks through town to people-watch. sitting on the swings in the park late at night, by yourself and with friends. planning your summer through hushed whispers at 3am with your best friend because you don't want to sleep but you also don't want to disturb the peace

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honestly.. draco must be subjected to so many pale jokes from the trio, pfff. and it doesn’t help that his hair is pLATINUM BLONDE

“DRACO YOU JAR OF MILK!”

lmao no. but like, honestly, imagine them walking around in a snowy winter, I bet they’d be going like “Where is Draco?? Has anyone seen Draco? I can’t see him.”

And Draco would pout like “stop that! I’m right here!!”

“Huh? Weird... I can hear him but I can’t see him!”

“Potter just-”

“Dracooo! Draco where are you? Show yourself! There’s no trace of you in the white pale snow!”

And once Draco would huff and leave all flustered - like extremely offended and indignat - Harry would grab him “Look guys I found him!! His rosy cheeks light the way, just like Rudolf!” And no matter how cheesy the joke and how disgruntled he pretends to be, he’s glad to be in Harry’s arms cause goofy jokes like that is what keeps him going cause his jokes are just as bad tbh

Oh and about the hair:

let’s not forget, it’s silver-blond hair 😇