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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

I will never forget the feeling of watching TCM for the first time. It was the middle of a hot summer afternoon, broad daylight… and it still freaked me out more than anything else I had watched. I was on edge and jumpy for the rest of the day and I couldn’t stop thinking about it. It felt like I’d just seen something terrible. The way that it persisted in my mind is what led me to rewatching it a few months later. I was still deeply affected this time, but I also started seeing what people mean when they say this is a comedy. I also find Leatherface to be one of my favourite horror villains of all time. You can tell how he is just as afraid as his victims are, which makes for a really uniquely compelling character.

This movie is my biggest comfort watch just because of the way it fully captivates me every time I watch it. I can’t guarantee that this is how it will impact everyone, but it definitely is a huge influence on my taste in movies in general!

Saw (2004)

I’d shied away from watching this Saw after hearing so many torture pron accusations, but eventually a friend convinced me to give it a shot, and I was just blown away by how fun and twisty it is! The set is just so grimy and atmospheric, and I loved every turn. It has some of the best plot twists I’ve seen in horror, and it’s just so captivating from beginning to end. I can’t really say too much without spoiling the whole thing, but if you’ve been hesitant to watch it because of its reputation, please just give it a shot.

Christine (1983)

I’ll be honest, I think I’m more in love with the version of this movie in my head than the one I see on screen. That doesn’t make me enjoy it any less, but I feel like a warning was in order. But the summer vibes of this movie are just so fun and I love Arnie’s evolution throughout the movie (even if it’s a little sudden). He's probably one of my favourite horror characters for that reason. It’s just so fun to watch him go from a bullied nerd with broken glasses (who reminds me of myself) to a cruel murderer who someone developed perfect vision. Maybe it’s a bit of a power fantasy, but there’s always something so satisfying about a victim taking on his bullies.

Trick 'r Treat (2007)

1. When merging, it is common courtesy to form a “zipper” with the other lane; that is, one by one. Failure to do so will entice the souls trapped in your floormats to open a zipper of their own; muscle and flesh are their favorite canvases!

2. When accelerating through a yellow light, ensure that you kiss your hand and punch the ceiling. Without sacrificial kissy-punches, the massive arachnids floating above your car will tear a hole in the roof and take you away to their nests for feeding time.

3. On wet highways, you may hydroplane; that is, slip and slide over the road surface. Fret not! You’ve simply driven into a den of Highworms. Do not fight them. Once they’re done playing, you will regain control over your vehicle.

4. Turn signals exist for a reason. If all else fails, snapped off, they make good shivs. Go for weak spots; eyes, throat, groin, etc. Road Rage doesn’t have to be all business; get creative!

5. Seat belts may be uncomfortable, but always wear them. They’re particularly useful for bisecting your body in the event of a crash and thus makes it easier for the Paramedics to divide you into equal shares for taking home.

6. Allow at least two car lengths for stopping distance between you and the driver in front of you. This way, even if you rear-end them, sending you hurtling through your windshield, your corpse will have proper momentum to follow through into their car. Carpooling is an effective way to cut down on time, expenses, and impact on the environment.

7. On dark, seemingly endless stretches of land, always make sure you stop for flashing lights; sure, it may be a serial killer impersonating a cop (or even worse, an actual cop) but 5 times out of 10, it will be the True Patrol. Most creatures with a prey drive enjoy the thrill of the chase. The Patrol does not. There’s a great chance they’ll let you go after the stop (sans a limb or two, of course); but should you force them to pursue you, your suffering will be legendary.

8. Rumble strips are there for a reason! The bony, skinless fingers of the damned, embedded under the road, caress your wheels, reminding you of where you’ll end up should you drive off of it.

9. When driving through heavily-wooded areas, it is imperative that you display a Little Trees air freshener. Not only does it cover the powerful scent of rotting meat, but it will show the creatures that have chosen the tree as their physical form that you are a friend. Remember, if something in the woods whistles, make damn sure you whistle back!

This Week in Horror #8: Fangirling over The Exorcist - and more.

Welcome to What’s Up in Horror #8. A sampling of horror news across the mediums. From movies to books, to real life, and any bits in between that I can think of to list.  This is by no means a comprehensive list of what’s happening, but it should whet your appetite! Some minor formatting changes done. Movies and TV (covers/posters go to IMDB page.) Movie Recommendation of the Week: It’s hard to…