May 3, 2021
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Gaston: We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. Whatâs wrong with this tradition?
Gaston: It's not nerd shit if it's got WAR in the title, I don't make the rules.
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text đŹ calston
Gaston: We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. Whatâs wrong with this tradition?
Gaston: It's not nerd shit if it's got WAR in the title, I don't make the rules.
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TEXTÂ đ HOOK SISTERS
Harriet: That whole 'boil the water before you drink it' thing is optional, trust me. Just another AK scare tactic.
TEXT | đ´ââ ď¸ CJ x MK đš
CJ: GO SLURP BACK SKUNK JUNK, YOU SNOT!
MK: WOW, SOME THANKS I GET FOR ENCOURAGING YOUR WORLD DOMINATION!!!
TEXT | ZJ
CJ: You know, itâs truly a shame that I canât share a stage with you without pulling focus, because between the two of us we could have a seriously epic karaoke performance at Westerly. OH WELL! My solo is going to kick your soloâs butt, sorry not sorry! đ
Zevon: Pffft, solo? Did you see me stage jack Diego instead? #likeaboss
TEXT || CONA
CJ: Why doesnât this Westerly thingy have a sword-fighting tournament? Itâd be AMAZING to get to show off my skills as a fighter and a teacher đ
Nova: I don't know, you should suggest it! They've ignored me everytime I've asked for them to have a frying-pan oriented game. I'm just going to do canoeing this year instead.
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@hookedoncj:
Why would you ever watch a movie about plants growing? Just because Auradon is boring by nature doesnât mean youâre only allowed to do and watch boring things, does it?
What? Oh, no, itâs not about plants growing, thatâs just the setting! Itâs mostly about hunting dogs, actually.
[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? (CJ)
[text] Why, tastefully offer you advice on the best outfit to accentuate them the next time I see you, of course.[text] They deserve to look as good as can be, God gave them to us for a reason.
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT! MEME
[text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? (CJ)
[text] Should I be concerned that youâre planning on needing medical attention after... whatever it is youâre doing tonight?[text] What are you doing tonight, anyway, CJ?[text] Because usually the first stop for students who are too drunk is the student health center, if they think itâs serious enough to need to be hospitalized theyâll call an ambulance from there.[text] Make sure you stay with your friends so they can take care of you, all right? I wouldnât want anything bad happening.
texts from last night! meme