#ask:cj

[text] Why, tastefully offer you advice on the best outfit to accentuate them the next time I see you, of course.[text] They deserve to look as good as can be, God gave them to us for a reason.

[text] Should I be concerned that you’re planning on needing medical attention after... whatever it is you’re doing tonight?[text] What are you doing tonight, anyway, CJ?[text] Because usually the first stop for students who are too drunk is the student health center, if they think it’s serious enough to need to be hospitalized they’ll call an ambulance from there.[text] Make sure you stay with your friends so they can take care of you, all right? I wouldn’t want anything bad happening.

[text] You know, Ceej, if you’re not careful I might start to think you’re jealous of me or something. [text] I’m sorry your fuck trail’s not as noticeable as mine, I’m sure you’ll get there someday.

[text] Awwww, little Hooker, can’t handle the heat?[text] Sophomore year’s a piece of cake for me so far, but hopefully you’ll manage to hang on by a thread and survive the year. Life would be so much less interesting without you around to beat all the time.

[text → calista joke]: you know, maybe if you showed up to ROAR practices and trained you wouldn’t look like a little girl playing dress up carrying that sword around campus.