@autumnice: you know, I could see this as a hollycat au. not sure how but ~ vibes ~
Apple: yeah, it's very them
@autumnice: Do you want me to rewind so we can see the banter
Apple: yes please
@autumnice: perfect I love forcing you to watch things with me
Apple: yeah, really twisting my arm here
(We're watching Hunchback, as you do)
(Hollycat would rock this verse. There would be 100% more murder and 60% more shenanigans)
(the gargoyles are somehow all Jacob's. Idk how but they're his)
(thematically Snow should be Quasimodo but we were specifically talking about Phoebus and Esmerelda)
(In which case I think Snow is Phoebus and Jacob is Esmerelda and oh boy that's a duo for sure)
("she called sancutary" | "Sorry, command, I can't kill my husband." "You weren't married five minutes ago?" *gestures to the church* "He tricked me but I did say I do")
