Thorin: Boyfriend? I don’t want to be Bilbo’s boyfriend!
Dwalin: Ugh, well then, what do you want?
Thorin: I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair.
Dwalin:
Thorin: But I don’t want to be their stupid boyfriend!












