Harry is tired of finding watermelon seeds on his balcony every morning. So he does what any polite, young man would do: he finds out who the perpetrator is, and ask them politely to stop. The problem is, said perpetrator is local punk Louis, who likes telling pretty boys his spitting habits and gets himself into situations he really doesn't need to be in.
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âOh? And pray tell, what kind of guy do I look like?â Â
Louis leans against the stack of amps, resting his chin in his hand. Â
âI dunno. A tattoo artist maybe.âÂ
And, fuck. Okay, maybe Louis is a cliche.Â
âCanât draw a straight line to save my life.âÂ
âSo nothing about you is straight then?â
Jaw dropping and corners of his mouth twitching, Louisâ back straightens.Â
âYour lines, your sexuality, yourâŚâ A snicker leaves Harryâs lips. âSkateboard ramp.âÂ
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This was written for @hlsummerfest2021 and even though it's short, it's one of the only things I've been able to write all year while working 40-55 hour weeks consistently on top of many serious life changes. Thank you @kamunamis for being my beta and being a good friend uwu!
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I Know You Rider Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone by @cyantific
9K | Teen+ | Larry | Strangers to Lovers | 1990s AU | Single-Rider Line AU
Written for @hlsummerfest2021
Waiting in line at the Big Dipper, one angsty skater punk gets paired with a chilled out hippy boy, by way of a single-rider line. Together they ride one of Cypress Gardensâ oldest wooden roller coasters. Will this easy-going stranger in tie-dye make Louis forget his fear of heights, or turn their rickety ramble into a nightmare on steel wheels? Either way, it will be a ride Louis wonât soon forget.
Or... The one where Louis hates hippies and roller coasters and Harry tries to fix that with lots of fun facts, terrible puns and perhaps one very life-changing moment in a dark tunnel.
Theyâd been planning this beach trip for months, stressing around work schedules and engagement parties, trying to find the perfect place to stay in and a time where there wouldnât be families everywhere but the weather still perfect. Louis had spent what felt like hours researching and planning, dinners with Zayn and his boyfriend at their house that just ended in looking at places and sending them to Niall. Heâd been looking forward to it for weeks, getting away from his job and his bullshit neighbours and the noise of the city.
It seemed ridiculous, really, that in all that time, Zayn hadnât mentioned once that Harry was coming.
Or, Louis doesn't know how he's going to spend a week with the one person he wants and can't have. Harry proves him wrong.
I Know You Rider Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone by @cyantific
Written for @hlsummerfest2021
Larry | 9.4 K | Rated: T+ | Strangers to Lovers | 1990's AU | Single-Rider Line AU
Waiting in line at the Big Dipper, one angsty skater punk gets paired with a chilled out hippy boy, by way of a single-rider line. Together they ride one of Cypress Gardensâ oldest wooden roller coasters. Will this easy-going stranger in tie-dye make Louis forget his fear of heights, or turn their rickety ramble into a nightmare on steel wheels? Either way, it will be a ride Louis wonât soon forget.
OrâŚ
The one where Louis hates hippies and roller coasters and Harry tries to fix that with lots of fun facts, terrible puns and perhaps one very life-changing moment in a dark tunnel.
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A friends to lovers in which Harry loves Louis and decides to act on it. [A vacation in an RV turns into a life changing conversation.]
A choking sensation is trapped in Harry's throat. There's no object there, but he still wishes he could breathe. It isn't panic, no; panic feels more urgent. It's more of a trapped feeling - like any second, a dam will break and wash away any pent-up emotions. Hell, he'd even welcome that. Feelings take work, and for this Aquarius, that's just not a priority to invest in.
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After the best of daddymonth, here comes the best of hlsummerfest! (aka, the one where I still donât know how to keep things short and sweet)
Sweet to the Soul, Health to the Bones (9k): Someone keeps declaring their love on the brick wall outside Louisâs office window. Itâs possible Louis should be concerned, but the romantic in him would like to believe a stalker would use something slightly more vicious than chalk and pretty words.
Ready for the Afterglow (9k): Itâs a summer job. Itâs supposed to be easy, hanging out with a rambunctious 6 year-old while his father is at work. The father just happens to be Louis Tomlinson, footballer extraordinaire, recently divorced and even more recently out of the closet. Whoâs really, really fit. Itâs nothing Harry canât handle. Itâll be great.
DJ Got the Floor to Shake (11k): an AU in which Harry and Louis are interns at Radio 1. Louis is assigned to Greg, and Harry is assigned to Nick. They have a friendly, competitive relationship that also happens to be charged with sexual tension. Of course Greg and Nick have to make a bet about where these two will be caught in a compromising position because two interns with this much chemistry? Itâs inevitable.
weâre afire love (11,9k): Harry and Louis are best friends. Harry has the whole âcrushâ thing under control, honestly. Until, of course, he moves in with Louis and his baby.
Loathly (11,9k): An Arthurian Legend/Faerie AU based on âThe Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelleâ, wherein Louis is a Knight of the Round Table and Harry is not what he seems.
turn any corner, thereâs something new (12,9k): After graduating from uni with his degree in Costume Design, Harry Styles is finally ready to start as a dresser on his first real West End show. Nothing can get in his way. Well, except for maybe dressing Olivier-winner Louis Tomlinson. Who Harry has not-so-secretly been wanking to for years. Even worse, although Louis has never commented publicly on his sexuality, he seems to be paying a worrying amount of attention to Harryâs arse. Staying professional proves to be difficult.
if you just take off your mask (13k): There are two boys and there is one diamond, but itâs not really what it sounds like. Also known as the one where Louis is a master criminal who steals pretty things, and Harry is the pretty thing who ends up stealing Louis.
Just a Fine and Fancy Ramble (13k): College Au where Harry leads an army of penguins and rocks purple penis headscarves, Louis is generally covered in pigeon shit and panicking over worm dissections, Liam just wants to save his pet bird from Harryâs ill thought out sacrificial plans, and Niall and Zayn are definitely not dating.
Hit the Heartbrakes (13,9k): With his best friend and eternal roommate Zayn getting married and abandoning him, Louis has planned the worldâs biggest stag do to send him off into married life â a week in Thailand showing him all the things heâs going to be missing when he becomes a married man. But Zayn has neglected to mention that Louisâ ex and their old uni friend Paddy will be coming â along with his successful, rich new boyfriend. Determined not to let Paddy ruin his fun once again, he enlists the help of an attractive backpacker by the name of Harry, who good-naturedly agrees to go along with pretending heâs Louisâ boyfriend for the week.
The Jokeâs Always On The Joker, Baby (16k): Itâs all about an anonymous one-night stand that turns Harry and Louisâ lives into a rom-com clichĂŠ, provides Liam with the perfect opportunity to finally approach the man of his dreams, and confirms Niall that heâs always right.
put your head on my shoulder (18k): Niall gives Harry until the end of marching season to either a) make a move on Louis Tomlinson or b) get the fuck over him. Either is easier said than done.
Hold My Breath (19k): Itâs possible â possible â that his three-week ban from the football pitch makes Louis just a tad antsy. Surely itâs not so bad that it warrants punishment in the form of his friends signing him up for a yoga class? Either way, Louis is determined to hate every second of it.
but me, i'm not a gamble (19k): A Posh & Becks AU in which Harry is a star on the stage and Louis is a star on the pitch, but they're both inexplicably terrible at articulating their feelings. In the end, it only takes a season's worth of failed matchmaking schemes, platonic dinner dates, road trip holidays, and one very convenient David Beckham cameo for them to figure it all out. And if Niall knew all along? Well, he at least has the decency not to be too smug about it.
White Ibis (19,5k): they work at a zoo. itâs all very cute.
your certain charms (20k): harry potter au. louis is the reserve-reserve seeker, harry is the quibblerâs brightest new voice, and the quidditch world cup is as good a place to stargaze as any.
Let Your Lights Shine (22k): AU where Louis is a faded professional footballer (soccer player) whose career is nearly ruined by an injury. Harryâs his physiotherapist.
Then We Kiss (All I Wanna Do Is Have A Good Time)Â (23k):Â harry is a potential new writer for a comedy show. louis is his kind-of boss. they flirt. stuff happens.
here for you (24k): âI can be your boyfriend for when you go home at Easter,â Harry says in one quick breath, âFake boyfriend, I mean. If you- um, if you want?â
taking tips and getting stoned (24k): Louis drives a taxi. He hasnât seen Harry in eight years when they have a chance meeting.
letâs talk about making love (25k) Louis is just a simple phone sex line operator, but to Harry, heâs Daddy.â
Iâve Been Wandering Round (But I Still Come Back to You)Â (27,5k): The one where Louis and Harry are best friends and co-stars on a popular television series and Louis inconveniently discovers heâs in love with him in the middle of a press tour.
with your love we could breathe underwater (28k): AU where Harry is a mermaid, Louis is a human, and they both discover a lot more than they anticipated.Â
So Darling, Just Say Youâll Stay Right by My Side (28k): AU where Louis is the chief of police in a small sea-side town and Harry is his new deputy whoâs a bit of a pacifist and a lot wonderful
Magical Soup (28k): Slytherin prefect Louis Tomlinsonâs seventh year at Hogwarts takes an immediate turn for the worse when heâs made to be potions partners with Harry Styles, Hufflepuffâs resident heartthrob and class clown. Louis has always considered Styles to be a terrible show-off who coasts by on his charm and good looks, but the more they work together, the more he questions that idea. As term goes on, will Louis be able to admit to himself that he might actually like Harry Styles after all⌠and maybe, just maybe, as more than a friend?
Stop Making Tired Excuses (30k): Louis hates many things; cold tea, countdown, tuesdays and university, but most of all he absolutely, categorically despises Eric Davidson, current boyfriend of Harry Styles.
nonstop earthquake dreams of you (37k): or, harry falls hard and finds louis already at the bottom
my heart, in deadly rhythm (42k): There exists somewhere a very, very small list containing the names of people who donât want Louis Tomlinson dead. Harry Styles may or may not be one of those people.
this relationship weâre staging (44k): Or West End AU in which Louis is a former Royal Shakespeare Company actor looking for his way back to the top, Harry is an actor best known for his work in unknown bits of experimental theatre and being the darling of Londonâs new age theatre scene, and Simon Cowell is the renowned director who brings the two of them together.
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Renegade (5k): In which Harry, Niall, and Liam are cops. Zayn and Louis are graffiti vandals on a mission. Niall likes doughnuts, Liam likes himself, and Zayn would like to get through one job without the police being called. Harry and Louis like each other, which is becoming increasingly more inconvenient for Harry.
and you can lie with me with your tiny paws (5k): Or, a fic in which Louis is a kitten, Harry is trying to figure things out, and Niall is along for the ride. Shameless fluff and absurdity may ensue.
Can't help but touch myself (7k):
âWhat are these, then?â Louis asks, eyes set on Harryâs, who tries to recapture his lips in a kiss and fails.
âI asked what these were, love.â
Harry gulps.âPanties,â
Love Isn't Physical Chemistry (8k): A Science AU where Harry is a physical chemist, Louis is an organic chemist, graduate student life is hard, and solutions to all of lifeâs problems come from unexpected places.
Never Finish Loving You (9k): Or, Harry and Louis take a vacation with their kids. It's exactly as sappy as it sounds.
It Takes Two (9k): ClichĂŠd college au where thereâs too many references, mixtapes are involved, Louis burns down a kitchen, Harry Styles is actually Romeo, and the rest just want them to kiss already.
Give Me One Excuse (9k): Louis gets dumped by his fiancĂŠe and Harry is his replacement. Itâs not their decision to get engaged, but itâs their decision to get married.
If This Is A Rom-Com Kill The Director (10k): Itâs been three years since Louis last saw Harry. The last thing he expects is to wake up and find him in his kitchen. A uni-au without a lot of uni in it.
Vertigo (10k): Or, the one where Louis and Harry have been dating for ten years, and married for two. Marriage is not exactly the smooth sailing that Louis had hoped it would be.
Half-Fevered Dreams of You and Me (10k): The boys are in a band; Harry and Louis seem to hate each other. Until they donât
Ready for the Afterglow (11k): Itâs a summer job. Itâs supposed to be easy, hanging out with a rambunctious 6 year-old while his father is at work. The father just happens to be Louis Tomlinson, footballer extraordinaire, recently divorced and even more recently out of the closet. Whoâs really, really fit. Itâs nothing Harry canât handle. Itâll be great.
DJ Got the Floor to Shake (11k): an AU in which Harry and Louis are interns at Radio 1. Louis is assigned to Greg, and Harry is assigned to Nick. They have a friendly, competitive relationship that also happens to be charged with sexual tension. Of course Greg and Nick have to make a bet about where these two will be caught in a compromising position because two interns with this much chemistry? Itâs inevitable.
Before You Came Into My Life (I missed you so bad)Â (16k): Or an AU where Louis is a closeted A-list actor and Harry is just your average Uni student who only signs things with smiley faces.
It's Easy Being With You, Sacred Simplicity (17k): or the one where harry has terrible taste in football teams but is incredibly good at his job
long hair don't care (20k): harry is sheltered and louis is a thief. or, a tangled au
Sometimes We Need A Little Magic (21k): Or the one where Harry is the chief of police and Louis is a new resident with magic at his fingertips.
last star left in heaven (23k): The world may be ending, but maybe thatâs all the more reason to find something warm and alive and wonderful and cling to it for all that youâre worth.
dream a little dream of me (30k): Inception AU where Louis and his team of extractors steal secrets from the heads of corporations for money until a job goes horribly wrong and they have to bring in someone new: a fresh-faced uni student named Harry Styles
Common (50k): Henry VIII ruined it for everybody. Since then, law and an ancient spell dictate that a monarch (or almost monarch) can only marry the person chosen by the magic of the church. Louis, heir apparent to the British throne, dislikes most things about his inheritanceâbut especially if it keeps him from finding the other half of his heart
nothing could be better (5k): Louis finds a three legged kitten on the street and takes it to the animal shelter. He doesnât expect to find a Harry Styles as well but he goes along with it anyways.
Youâve Got the Face to Play the Role (5k): Harry is a writer at Sugarscape with a not so secret crush on BBC actor Louis Tomlinson.
Summer Fling, Donât Mean a Thing (5k): Or - How to Fall in Love with a Boy you met at a Resort in Three Weeks or Less
and I just wanna tell you I am (5k): Harry takes a fall, and the only thing Louis can concentrate on is the fact that he never told him the truth. Itâs never too late until it is. A story of near losses and second chances.
living in a world of noise (6k): Harry leaves notes with song lyrics and short diary entries signed with âx H.â in books at the old public library. Louis starts working there as a librarian, eager to find out about the person who left them there.
i swear when i grow up i wonât just buy you a rose (6k): By the time Louis and Gemma reach school age, the dynamic has been set. Louis and Gemma are inseparable best friends, who natter on and on about nothing for hours at a time, while no-longer-a-baby Harry toddles around with them, his fingers curled around the sleeve of Louisâ jumper. He doesnât contribute too much to the conversation, but Louis doesnât mind as long as he gets to hear Harryâs infectious peals of laughter whenever he sees something remotely funny. Without even realising it, Louis finds himself doing increasingly silly things just to hear Harry giggle.
down and away (8k): university/rowing team au with minimal rowing and lots of cuddling.
Loving Can Hurt Sometimes (8k): Or, the one where Harry wakes up in a female body and maybe questions things more than he should.
we found love right where we are (8k): when Louis starts his job at Betsyâs Bakery he doesnât expect a curly haired boy with shiny green eyes and a whole lot of charm to sweep him off his feet
big enough for the both of us (9k): Niall and Liam have a tendency of doing stupid things (Louis disclaims all responsibility, thanks), Zayn doesnât get enough sleep, Harry works in a bakery and somehow makes the time to steal Louisâ notes, and Louis just wants to pass this test and stop saying his very-private-thoughts aloud. Theyâre kind of a mess but Louis likes to think they put the âfunâ in âdysfunctional.â
Itâs All Brand New (10k): In which Harry studies engineering, loves Madonna, and canât tell if Louis likes him or just keeps coming back to the record store because heâs some sort of musical hoarder. Someoneâs famous, someoneâs not, communication issues are rampant and fluffy pining ensues.
something to come home to (11k): When Louis Tomlinson had a son, he had to set aside things like one-night stands and parties for mortgages and PTA meetings. Harry Styles, an adorable, dorky popstar, definitely falls under âThings Responsible Adults Should Avoid.â Then again, Louis has never been that great with responsibility.
Hold On To The Words You Spoke (Anchored Down In The Throat)Â (13k):Â Basically, Louis is loud. And then he isnât. Harry ties him up to find out why.
time slows down whenever youâre around (14k): harry and louis were each otherâs first loves. after breaking up right before high school started, they drifted apart and met different people, but somehow fate brought them back together again and they reconciled as friends. in which louis plays football, harry works in a flower shop, and everyone ships larry.
Then We Kiss (All I Wanna Do Is Have A Good Time)Â (23k):Â harry is a potential new writer for a comedy show. louis is his kind-of boss. they flirt. stuff happens.
A Cauldron of Love (26k): âOh for Merlinâs sake, yes,â Niall interrupts finally. âHarryâs been in love with Louis Tomlinson since that time in second year when he went and accidentally peed on him.â
with your love we could breathe underwater (28k): AU where Harry is a mermaid, Louis is a human, and they both discover a lot more than they anticipated.Â