#hisdad

Shunsui's heart did a little jig, torn between glee and sheer panic. He clutched the bottle under his haori, the glass clinking faintly against his zanpakuto. His mind raced. Hide it. Drink it. Worship it. But the logistics! The room was packed with captains, half of whom had senses sharper than their blades. Captain Unohana's serene smile was practically a lie detector: Shunsui's usual charm would not get him out of this one if he got caught.

"Can't you keep your voice down for one moment!?!" Ichigo ran his hands through his fingers, giving his dad an irate stare before stomping onto the ground.

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He wakes up a split second before a full-grown man slams down on him like a boulder, ribs screaming in protest.

                          “ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?”

Ichigo shoves with both hands and a foot, sheets and pillows going flying. “You’re supposed to be my parent, not a goddamn professional wrestler!”

He finally manages to kick Isshin off the bed, orange hair sticking up every which way as he flings himself up, face red with sleep and fury.

                 He stabs an accusatory finger.

“Normal parents use alarm clocks! Or knock. Or--hell, I dunno--ANYTHING that doesn’t involve breaking your kid’s spine before breakfast!”

The puppy is obviously happy to have Isshin’s attention. Walking forwards to give Isshin a soft yip to wag his tail and pant. Adelha taking a moment to look upwards as she sighs in amusement. Soon looking back to Isshin with a nod of her head. “As long as you don’t mind carrying Wesson back to my house. We don’t usually walk that far for that long. Wesson is the calmest of my Paw Posse and tends to prefer staying by me than running around with the four Tibetan Mastiffs I have adopted. But I get the impression you won’t mind carrying Wesson when he decides the walk is over with~”

Adelha looks to Wesson to give a few words in what sounds like Gaelic. Which has the puppy straighten immediately to walk back over to her and stand at attention like a well behaved puppy. Adelha kneeling down to give the puppy a kiss on the head. “Good boy, Wesson. Such a good gentleman you are.”

unprompted asks.

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“Dad, don’t be so mean to big brother! He hasn’t done anything wrong! If you don’t say sorry, I’ll cook your least favorite food for dinner tonight!”