#hiraethwiggins

oh yes what a great idea to accept a marriage proposal from someone i’ve never spoken to,based on looks?!

i take it that is why you want to marry me because you saw a post and decided “that’s the person for me”?

so save up your money, (you do work right?) you’ll need the flights over here,money for the work visas, money for the marriage, (i want a lavish ceremony,with full choir, a thousand doves, 500 guests, dinner for each of them and hotel rooms. a six-horse carriage to take me to the reception, 3 wedding photographers,a videographer, favours for each of the 500 guests.) the honeymoon will have to be on the gold coast in Australia, so thats those flights too,and 2 weeks in a hotel which must have a pool, (got to keep up the exercise for my beach body) Then when we have settled in to the 6 bed stately home you are providing me with we can start on our family.i want 8 children please.and they must have everything they need so make sure you bring in at least $80,000 per annum. we will have to adopt or get a surrogate mother though as i am unable to bear any children myself, being that i am a 230lb cisgendered Man without a uterus.