#blind date?

Flirting Sentences, Vol. 4 @lonelyheartedheathens

oh yes what a great idea to accept a marriage proposal from someone i’ve never spoken to,based on looks?!

i take it that is why you want to marry me because you saw a post and decided “that’s the person for me”?

so save up your money, (you do work right?) you’ll need the flights over here,money for the work visas, money for the marriage, (i want a lavish ceremony,with full choir, a thousand doves, 500 guests, dinner for each of them and hotel rooms. a six-horse carriage to take me to the reception, 3 wedding photographers,a videographer, favours for each of the 500 guests.) the honeymoon will have to be on the gold coast in Australia, so thats those flights too,and 2 weeks in a hotel which must have a pool, (got to keep up the exercise for my beach body) Then when we have settled in to the 6 bed stately home you are providing me with we can start on our family.i want 8 children please.and they must have everything they need so make sure you bring in at least $80,000 per annum. we will have to adopt or get a surrogate mother though as i am unable to bear any children myself, being that i am a 230lb cisgendered Man without a uterus. 

Ok so Saturday was a day I was kind of dreading. My co-teacher (well now formal co-teacher) asked me out to lunch Monday for it. Also told me to invite Keri along. Which is like um…ok? She wanted to have lunch with her nephew and sister. Which was even more like…”um…ok?”

Finally the day came and I swear I never knew Wangsimni had so much! I shall explore one weekend. My goodness.

Anyways, get outside the exit and bam co-teacher and *drum rolls* ….. …. … .. .

OMG who’s that cute guy? Hello~

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Her son! Like waaaahhhhh? 

He studies in the US but he came back. Totally shocking. So it’s like “ok now your son is here… Where’s the nephew and sister…the two I knew was suppose to be here?”

We find our way around since it came to light that neither my co-teacher nor her son has even been there. Took them 30 minutes to find it themselves. So we find our way around together and bam we see her sister who is super pretty. Then we go into a restaurant only to see two more nice looking people. My co-teacher’s nephew and niece. O.o

Like what?

Like well then let’s just meet the entire family why don’t we? And you guys have amazing genes. My goodness…

We eat at a “Japanese” restaurant. Co-teacher apologized about the food which was good. Just a lot. Her sister is an artist. She paid for our meal. Seems she’s the one who picked the place also. My co-teacher’s son told us earlier that they didn’t choose it. Which honestly was hilarious.

So of course Keri and I are all “um…alrighty~” The son, nephew and niece were the same. The niece was just quiet in general. My co-teacher’s son was the one who got everything started basically. The nephew asked questions, but the son was a bit more talkative. After awhile they were constantly asking things. So the flow was really nice. 

Funny thing is, Keri and I were trying to figure out how on earth they were able to finish their food while talking so much and we weren’t. Then we realized that they took turns asking questions, BUT asked both of us at the same time. Giving us very little time in between to eat because they would look at you waiting for you to answer and such. Sneaky~

I’m not going to put everything we talked about. It was too much. We talked about anything from foods we miss in the US,taking AP courses in high school to how crazy things are in the US and how isolated my countryside is here. -.- It is not that isolated. People just be hating hahaha.

After lunch, my co-teacher asked if we had time for “tea”. It’s like “yeah sure.” It wasn’t too late.

This is when you know things are going well. If they were like “nope nothing is happening. They would have said “see ya~!” right after lunch. Not “Oh, let’s do tea!” So, we went to a cafe.

While walking, I realized that the guys kind of split up. At first they were walking ahead a little, then suddenly one was on each side. One beside me and one beside Keri. I’m thinking like “You guys pairing up already?” They talked while we were going to the cafe. The nephew was invading my personal bubble. Merging his into mine. I swear…Shockingly, I didn’t mind hahahaha. 

Get to the cafe which was my co-teacher and her sister’s way to prolong us being together. Because during the entire time they were talking back and forth smiling at the fact that we were all getting along. Which is like O.o alrighty then…

I end up across from le nephew again. They (nephew and son) have long legs and my legs aren’t exactly short. Help a sistah out~ Couldn’t move but so far or legs would be touching. Which ended up happening. And it’s like screw it, I’m not moving, you move. Only he didn’t. *le sigh* Game well played sir, well played.

They both make great eye contact too. I normally shy away from that stuff in general. Yet I don’t know didn’t with them. Hmm…

Then, my co-teacher moves. I know she wanted to get into the middle to see how everything was going. And of course what I knew would happen, happened….She turns to Keri and asks,

wait for it….

wait….

waittttuuuu…

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"So, what do you think of my nephew?"

*dies laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh that….freaking priceless. 

Everyone’s face was like O.o;;;

Her son was zoning out so he didn’t catch it. Heck I barely did because well…I was zoning out too looking around at all the stuff I DID NOT know Wangsimni had. 

Keri was all red. I’m like “dude you ok?”

Then the nephew is like “Yeah I’m good.” haha

And of course everyone got silent. It was a lovely awkward silence. We couldn’t help but laugh. My co-teacher was like “Oh, now it’s quiet.” She looked like she was going to ask me a question and I’m like oh please don’t…this is already weird. Thankfully she didn’t.

Her son missed it all. Which we had to laugh at. The niece was talking a bit more too, but mostly listening.

Then bam! Older sister shows up. Like my co-teacher’s older sister.

Again…WAHHH!?! 

And didn’t she look happy?

I’ve never seen three ahjummas so happy in my life.

Co-teacher asked ages. It went with the flow this time. And we all were complaining about how we feel old. hehehe Her son is like a year older and the nephew 3 years. The niece…probably around our age. 

Then my co-teacher’s son realized he needed to go. He was checking his phone constantly the closer it got to him needing to leave. He dashed off in a pretty funny matter. His cousin was all “Really?! That’s how you leave?”

That’s when it hit my co-teacher none of us have traded any contact details. The nephew was all for it. All “If you guys get bored…wanna hang out with Koreans or whatever. We can hang out *points to himself and sister*” 

He realized that we probably didn’t know each other’s names. Which my co-teacher did introduce way at the beginning but at that point we all totally forgot. Though it seems they knew my name pretty well thanks to my co-teacher talking about me when she went home and such. This is how we ended up in this situation. Yay~ 

But we exchange numbers with him and his sister. Then we all needed to go. So, I’d say it ended really well. Oddly. Hmmm….

No lie though, they were some awesome people. I wouldn’t mind hanging out with them again.

Even though both the nephew and son was telling me I need to move closer so we can hang out. Just helping Keri make her point stronger.. Tsk Tsk

Me and Keri both said it seems like my co-teacher wanted me for her son and Keri for her nephew. The nephew’s mom seemed like she didn’t care, either would be great with the way she was smiling. The guys…have no clue because they kind of even things out. Not like we care. 

I just thought about it while writing this. If anything happens. I need to tread carefully heck Keri too since it’s my former co-worker’s family. If things somehow progress into something I don’t need things going weird or wrong. Then I will be the one who ends up with phone calls and texts about the mess. Then, somehow my job finds out about it. *sighs* One wrong move and things can blow up. I don’t need that happening. No matter how fine they are and the Lord knows those are some fine looking men….things can still look bad for me in the end. Crap~ 

Also like if you somehow didn’t get it yet. The son was handsome and so was the nephew. They were actually taller than me and didn’t look like sticks. Actually had manliness coming from them. About freaking time~ My goodness gracious lovely guys…oooo lawdie! The niece was super pretty and actually had the “S-line” that Koreans want girls to have to badly. Telling you, great genes man…great genes…

So yeah…as Koreans would say, had an official “meeting" aka blind date.

OMG what just happened? ( o__o ) I ended up agreeing to meet a anon or perhaps my secret admirer? OMG I'm so nervous what do I do?? OMG i'm freaking out and he's a host too ( *--* ) Kami-sama save me!