#himbo material

no i'm remembering an entire romeo and juliet adaptation story concept i had a few years back where it's in a kind of arrested development esque setting, modern wealthy families full of mostly shitty people. there's a huge capulet inheritance that college age juliet is supposed to share with her cousin rosaline, but juliet pulls a gone girl and disappears both herself and romeo WITH all the money, so rosaline has to play detective and track them down with the help of a gender non-conforming/nonbinary paris (because shakespeare) and it's like a buddy detective domestic thriller comedy with maybe romance or not i didn't get that far

ryan reynolds hot

kurapika just said "these pigs are carnivores" beloved.....all pigs are omnivores.....have you ever seen a pig king

Just tried to say that my dog has slightly webbed feet and I didn't know they did so I chose to say dogs are like fish and then defended this by saying they have little webbed feet then fucking realised fish don't have fucking feet