So I had to take a polygraph test for a job I’m applying for and I told the prompter that I was worried that my anxiety would mess up my results as sometimes questions directed at me causes me anxiety. I didn’t want to appear like I was lying when I was just really anxious. Well, skip to the end where we were discussing my anxiety and he says “It’s not affecting your charts, so unless you’re a psychopath... but obviously you’re not like that so...”

Naturally, being a nerd, I thought “Highly functioning sociopath, Anderson. Do your research.” But I didn’t say it, I just laughed. I was then sent out into the hall and was told to wait as my results were scored. I didn’t have anything to stem my anxiety as I wasn’t allowed to have my phone, and so I grabbed a pen and started writing on my palm. I wrote his quote, then the Sherlock quote because fuck if I know they just sounded funny together.

Then it happened. As I was leaving, he saw the quote on my hand, read it, and a look came across his face and I explained to him about Sherlock and he didn’t sound convinced and I spent the entire 45 minute drive home screaming.

Official press release:

Missouri metal quartet The Order Of Elijah have released brand new single, “Highly Functioning Sociopath”.

The track is taken from the band’s upcoming album Pathos. Logos. Ethos, which drops May 19th via Luxor Records. Vocalist Shannon Low said of the record:

“The title of the record says a lot about what we’re trying to achieve with this release. The majority of lyrics…

I’m guilty. because feelings are difficult. I think people complaining about sherlocks characterization in s3 and s4 come from that place too. we just want the sociopath back so we can idealize him, his ways and famous quotes to feel a little better about ourselves. for not doing feelings for whatever reason.

Thanks for tagging me, @wholockedhousekeeper . You'll probably wish you haven't.

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1. If you knew the world was going to end, but you could prevent it by pressing a button, would you press it? (I’m quoting We are the ants right now, I need everyone to read this book, seriously) It depends. The initial answer is no, but certain circumstances could probably change my mind.

2. What’s your favorite joke? (Let’s all laugh together!) How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say they could have done it better.

3. Which one do you prefer: Disney, Pixar or DreamWorks? Why? I was going to say I don't have a preference, but Disney made/owns "Tron" so... On the other hand, they seem to have dropped it in the trash, so currently I'm not that fond of Disney either.

4. What is the weirdest pairing you ship? Oh, this is gonna be embarrassing. OK, here we go: Hatano Wataru and Gabriel (as in actual angel. Perhaps the Tilda Swinton version from "Constantine"). But hear me out, I have a theory. OK, maybe not a theory. I have a fanfic, though? Well, it doesn't sound so weird once you realise Wataru is actually a character from Hatano Wataru's short film "Hajimari no Hi ni". I swear, the angel thing is actually legit then. Sort of. No, it still sounds bloody bizarre, doesn't it? Weird level 1000 :D

5. Pick your three favourite books. Which one would you burn, which one would you rewrite and which one would you re-read? If they are my favourite books, I wouldn't burn or rewrite any of them. They're fit only for re-reading: "The Hunting of the Snark" - Lewis Carroll "Pan Samochodzik" series - Zbigniew Nienacki and recently "Fudanshi Koukou Seikatsu" manga by Michinoku Atami

6. What do you most like to do in your free time? Sleep, read and listen to music.

7. What’s your favourite kind of transport? Walking on my own legs probably.

8. What’s your zodiac sign? Horse. (ha ha)

9. If you could own a magical creature, what creature would you choose? A dragon.

10. What is your guilty pleasure? Watching cooking channel. I'm all for theory, though rarely for practice (LOL).

11. What is the nicest thing someone has recently done/said to you? Define 'recently'.