#hhtyd2

So my friend was over and we were watching hhtyd2 while doing makeup and for some reason the words "a big black dick" came up (I really don't even know how) and the next conversation went something like this; Friend: omg its dragon bloodfist Friend: I wonder if he has a big black dick Me: probably Me: he must use dragon condoms Friend: they'd be unbreakable *the part in the movie where Draco's trying to convince the counsel or whatever to make him king* Me: he probably wanted them to make him king and defeat all the dragons so that he could make more condoms Friend: that must be why all the night furies are gone Me: that's probably because they'd be good for a fury in the night *friend and I laugh at our own stupidity for the next hour*

So, finally saw HTTYD2... And I can't say I wasn't disappointed. Full of needlessly messianic speeches, plot holes about dragon control, and honestly I was hoping Astrid would have a more important role? Like it was all set up for her to be an awesome Viking chief lady but they had to go all chosen one on Hiccup. Idk. Don't think it lived up to the hype. A lot of it was great, but I found it lacking overall.

am i ever gonna NOT cry at how to train your dragon like i’ve seen the first one like ten times and the second one three i know what happens and here i am like ‘BEST PREPARE URSELF TO MARINATE IN A VAT OF FRESH TEARS TONITE BITCH’

It doesn't matter, the Oscars are all rigged anyways! How To Train Your Dragon will ALWAYS be the winner for me!

It's amazing how an animated movie makes me cry more than real life sometimes

I have a lot of feelings about Toothless from HTTYD2 He's just so damn cute and loyal and ugh I can't deal with it