#heyimmaliyah

austin: tired divorced mother of 5 who won’t stop playing video-games in the middle of the love or host

minx: if she could she would walk out of the room and just not come back, but she’s still got champagne and chicken wings to finish

schlatt: skate 3 :)

niki: literally so exhausted by all of the times schlatt has broken minx’s heart while she still somehow trusts him so she’s trying to fix the situation herself and it’s not working out too well

jack manifold: he was not silent, he was silenced

sam withers: “and did i mention i was on love island?”

emma: i legit think she might murder schlatt someone please watch that woman because if mr. president turns up dead in the hudson i won’t even be surprised i will just say “i told you so”

esfand: if “gentle giant” was a person it would be this man. i don’t even care if he hosted he is wonderful i wanna be his friend (but also why the FUCK was he just blasting fart porn)

polite: desperately trying to pay off schlatt with edited videos but forgetting he never uploads anyway so he doesn’t need a free editor

nopeify: THAT’S what he looks like?????????

riflos: i can’t tell if he wanted to fuck minx, schlatt, or both of them but good for him either way

jagger: low-key proclaiming his genuine love for minx and then just turning around and HOSTING

stonepa: as always, a man of few and yet so many words (on twitter, that is)

maliyah: master of camouflage and sucking up to schlatt